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Today, at an Aunt's wake, my five year old son walked up to the coffin, and, with the whole family around him, exclaimed, "Well that's good, I was wondering where she's been." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31185) - you deserved it (3356)

On 10/29/2010 at 4:31am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I woke up to an unfamiliar male face right beside mine. I flipped out fell of my 4 foot raised bed and got a concussion. Who, you may ask, was in my bed? My Robert Pattinson pillowcase. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8885) - you deserved it (69188)

On 12/26/2009 at 10:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)



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