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About Tobber : If you wanna know anything about clogs, tulips, cheese, drugs or the red light district, feel free to message me.

I'm dutch, so i'm an expert.

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Today, while copying some stuff for school, I felt someone rubbing her boobs against my back. I got a boner and when I looked to see who the hot chick was, I saw my fat friend rubbing his man boobs against my back. FML


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