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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 13 May 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 278
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About TitTat13 : I'm a stay at home mom to my son Austin and baby girl Mandalyn. I also have a amazing fiancé. Life is too short to always be a biatch! Oh and I also help set tile on the weekends I'm a woman of many trades and very proud of myself ;)

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Today, a drunken guest in the hotel I work at has barricaded himself in the employee restroom and refuses to come out, unless I "promise to love him forever." It's 4am and I'm the only one here. FML

Today, I was babysitting my 4-year-old cousin. She scraped her knee, and in an attempt to cheer her up, I put a refrigerator box over my head and waddled around like a penguin. She stopped crying, but only after I fell down a flight of tile stairs. FML

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