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by duncanisgey / 03/04/2011 at 5:57pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Animals
by Shoofly / 03/04/2011 at 5:54pm / United States / Transportation
Today, I found out that my ferret, which my parents had told me ran away a few years ago, was actually given to my cousin while I was at a friend's house. My parents didn't want to deal with him anymore and gave him away for free. FML
by Person in Alaska with a Ferret / 03/04/2011 at 3:42pm / United States (Alaska) / Animals
Today, I ate something really sticky so I had to wash my hands and mouth. I saw a tea towel on the bench so I was wiped myself with that. Then I noticed it smelt really bad. I had just cleaned my face with turps. FML
by Anonymous / 03/04/2011 at 8:39am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
Today, I was riding my motorcycle on the highway and wearing all of my gear - boots, gloves, jacket, and full-face helmet. Somehow a bee found the only spot not covered on my body and stung my neck. I'm allergic to bees. FML
Today, I found out that if you see a picture in your boss's office of a extremely good looking, big breasted woman kissing him on the cheek, not to comment. Because that extremely good looking, big breasted woman, just might be his daughter. FML
by st00pid / 03/04/2011 at 1:07am / Canada (Alberta) / Work
Today, I was telling my students that it's unnecessary to put arrows on the bottom of the page to tell me there's work on the back, I check it anyway. At the end of the day, at least 6 kids came up to me asking to change their grade because I forgot to grade the back. They hadn't put arrows. FML
by Anonymous / 03/03/2011 at 8:52pm / United States (North Carolina) / Kids
by Anonymous / 03/03/2011 at 7:45pm / United States (Colorado) / Animals
Today, I was on a conference call and digital meeting at work when I got bored and started surfing the Internet. Little did I know that my desktop was being shared. My boss was on the call and saw everything. FML
by hardlyworking / 03/03/2011 at 7:39pm / United States / Work
by Disney / 02/18/2011 at 5:29pm / United States (Louisiana) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/18/2011 at 4:36pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Work
by Socarates / 02/18/2011 at 4:07pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 02/16/2011 at 12:03pm / United Kingdom (East Sussex) / Love
Today, I got a second notice from the mailman that my mail would not be delivered because of the pile of ice a plow had pushed in front of my mailbox. After getting the first notice, I'd spent an hour in the cold busting up the ice with a pick to clear a path. He put both notices in my mailbox. FML
by K / 02/15/2011 at 9:40pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my religious dad caught my brother jerking off and decided to give us both a lecture about… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and…
- Today my boss asked us to cut stickers when we weren't busy. I work in a call center at night and… Today, after choosing all classes that start after 11, so I could finally sleep in 'til 9 everyday,… Today, I decided to sink low enough to sign up for one of those 'get paid for taking a survey site'…