About Tika876 : Outgoing island girl and music lover. If you can make me laugh, we can be friends. Feel free to message me, but be warned...I bite.
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by wallet? GONE / 04/21/2013 at 6:27pm / United States (Colorado) / Money
by gamerguru13 / 04/21/2013 at 8:26am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/21/2013 at 12:11am / United States / Transportation
by Anonymous / 04/19/2013 at 9:16pm / New Zealand / Transportation
by Wallz99 / 04/19/2013 at 2:00am / Pakistan (Azad Kashmir) / Intimacy
Today, I was again turned down by a potential host family on a student exchange site. Their reasoning was basically that since I'm American, I might do something to endanger my health, get hurt, and then sue them over my own stupidity. FML
by thanks, my fellow americans / 04/18/2013 at 5:41pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML
by phonesmuggler / 04/18/2013 at 3:30pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/18/2013 at 12:00am / United States (New York) / Work
by Anonymous / 04/17/2013 at 7:01pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Love
by my dumb bro / 04/17/2013 at 12:13pm / United States (Arkansas) / Kids
by rawdoglyfe69 / 04/17/2013 at 2:14am / United States (Montana) / Love
by Anonymous / 04/17/2013 at 1:39am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by fucklife / 04/16/2013 at 2:13pm / United States (District of Columbia) / Love
Today, working in customer support, I received a call from a woman who'd just been robbed. My supervisor asked what was taking so long; I told him that she was hysterical. He took my phone and told her to call back when she had her "shit together", then hung up. I take orders from this man. FML
by no compassion / 04/16/2013 at 6:50am / United States (Colorado) / Work
by ironies a b*tch / 04/13/2013 at 1:04am / United States (Illinois) / Transportation
- Today, my mother came over to check on my new kitten while I was at work. She took a video of the… Today, while at a party, a cute topless woman sat next to me to flirt with the guy on the other end… Today, I realized that my husband and I are at that point in our marriage where "sleeping together"…
- Today, after recently moving to Australia, I saw my first kangaroo. In the refrigerated section of… Today, I’m in China, and I took my Golden Retriever to the groomer’s to get him cleaned up, because… Today, I sprayed pepper spray on a guy who appeared to be following me. He was really cute, and was…