About Tika876 : Outgoing island girl and music lover. If you can make me laugh, we can be friends. Feel free to message me, but be warned...I bite.
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by life insurance for 1 / 05/30/2013 at 12:29pm / United States (California) / Kids
by Anonymous / 05/29/2013 at 3:17am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Intimacy
Today, the weather was beautiful, so I decided to go out skating. I guess I took a wrong turn into a bad neighborhood, because I ended up being chased several blocks by a group of jacked-up thugs wielding baseball bats and taunting, "Skate or die, homie!" FML
by Anonymous / 05/19/2013 at 4:33pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I attended a cooking class with my co-workers. As the chef prepared to cut up a load of onions for his dish, he warned us to be ready for the "typical reactions". Everyone teared up. Meanwhile, I popped a boner. So much for typical. FML
by Anonymous / 05/16/2013 at 4:54pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
by need € for new iron / 05/16/2013 at 3:49pm / Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/15/2013 at 11:16am / United States / Love
by Liferuinedforever / 05/14/2013 at 3:13am / Pakistan (Sindh) / Kids
by CrappyCar / 05/14/2013 at 1:29am / United States / Transportation
by JamiesMom / 05/13/2013 at 12:29am / United States (Michigan) / Animals
by Anonymous / 05/10/2013 at 3:28pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, I decided to end things with my boyfriend, thinking it would be fine since things have never been at all serious between us. He cried for hours before having his grandmother text me to say how heartless I am. FML
by Anonymous / 05/10/2013 at 12:48pm / Norway / Love
by Anonymous / 05/08/2013 at 2:59am / United States / Miscellaneous
by clumsy / 05/06/2013 at 8:45pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
by stretchy / 05/06/2013 at 3:58pm / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy
Today, my manager called me in to tell me I got the promotion I've been hoping for. He then said that since I didn't look excited about it he might have to rethink it. I was too busy concentrating on holding in diarrhea. FML
by perfecttiming / 05/06/2013 at 11:25am / United States (California) / Work
- Today, I was on webcam with my boyfriend and absent-mindedly began sucking on a marker. He jokingly… Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 7 years with another woman. He panicked and blamed it on the… Today, I got a mosquito bite on my chest. Due to a severe allergic reaction it has swollen my left…