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Tika876

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Tika876

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Tika876Tika876
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 April 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 7143
  • Number of comments : 44
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Tika876 : Outgoing island girl and music lover. If you can make me laugh, we can be friends. Feel free to message me, but be warned...I bite.

Tika876's page activity

Visits<b>soccerforlife_27</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 9:09am<b>annarcheer</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 4:20pm<b>JMichael</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 10:19pm<b>sprints54</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 1:27am<b>msamake</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 2:21am<b>martin8337</b> - the 02/23/2015 at 10:44am<b>ronlov</b> - the 02/21/2015 at 11:08pm<b>Tarlachia</b> - the 02/21/2015 at 6:55am<b>JayVicious</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 5:22am<b>FueledByFate</b> - the 02/17/2015 at 9:23am<b>onlychildFTW</b> - the 02/14/2015 at 6:57am<b>Sailer16</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 5:31pm<b>muzy</b> - the 02/01/2015 at 3:51pm<b>goudou</b> - the 01/18/2015 at 10:32pm<b>sexipapi25</b> - the 12/26/2014 at 2:23pm<b>lukian</b> - the 12/14/2014 at 7:12pm<b>Murilirum</b> - the 12/02/2014 at 10:31pm<b>Mr_Duckingbergh</b> - the 11/30/2014 at 10:30pm

Fucked!<b>annarcheer</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 10:20pm<b>sprints54</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 7:27am<b>martin8337</b> - the 02/23/2015 at 4:45pm<b>Sailer16</b> - the 12/04/2014 at 4:36am

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Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Tika876's favorite FMLs

Today, I heard my roommate moaning my name in the shower. FML

#20728960
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62797) - you deserved it (6470)

On 06/16/2013 at 7:37am - intimacy - by idontwanttoknow - United States

Today, I walked into the living room, only to find my brother wanking off to an episode of My Little Pony. FML

#20726036
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63409) - you deserved it (6287)

On 06/14/2013 at 6:29pm - intimacy - by bestiality, not even once (woman) - Ireland (Waterford)

Today, my grandpa pointed me out to one of his friends, saying, "Yeah, she's the ugly one." FML

#20717602
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46525) - you deserved it (4003)

On 06/10/2013 at 2:14pm - misc - by sadgirl - United States (Arkansas)

Today, in class, we were discussing stereotypes. We were asked about common ones about nearby cities. A guy said, "Well, they say Lumberton has the prettiest girls." My teacher asked if any of us were from Lumberton, so I raised my hand. The guy quickly said, "Nevermind." FML

#20717445
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55062) - you deserved it (5361)

On 06/10/2013 at 1:04pm - misc - by wellthanks (woman) - United States

Today, I went to the local pharmacy to buy some condoms. When I went to go purchase them, the elderly lady behind the counter took one look at me and said, "Honey, you're your own birth control." FML

#20715175
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57167) - you deserved it (9875)

On 06/09/2013 at 10:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I went to the local pharmacy to buy some condoms. When I went to go purchase them, the elderly lady behind the counter took one look at me and said, "Honey, you're your own birth control." FML

#20715175
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57167) - you deserved it (9875)

On 06/09/2013 at 10:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my wife decided to check her email, while I was still inside her. FML

#20714723
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62164) - you deserved it (12367)

On 06/09/2013 at 1:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I walked in on my dad masturbating to a nude photo of my mum on the computer. She passed away four years ago. FML

#20713899
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68928) - you deserved it (12991)

On 06/08/2013 at 4:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bromley)

Today, after discovering that our son is already sexually active, I asked my husband to have a talk with him. "Remember, son, it's all about the clit", wasn't what I had in mind. FML

#20713183
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61123) - you deserved it (13846)

On 06/08/2013 at 6:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. She pulled down my trousers, saw my Poke-ball boxers, and absolutely lost it. I had to lie next to her in bed for the next 10 minutes hearing her howl with laughter while crying "Dickachu, I choose you!" FML

#20711208
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57229) - you deserved it (66149)

On 06/07/2013 at 3:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend of six days proposed to me. FML

#20708141
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (83582) - you deserved it (11732)

On 06/05/2013 at 7:11pm - love - by The Clitshank Redemption (woman) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, my wife uttered the soul-crushing words, "But we're married now, why would we have sex?" FML

#20706140
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86340) - you deserved it (8232)

On 06/04/2013 at 8:08pm - intimacy - by ._. (man) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

Today, I had to pee in my cat's litter box, just to avoid witnessing my mom having sex in the living room on my way to the bathroom. FML

#20702750
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74995) - you deserved it (6016)

On 06/03/2013 at 1:47am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML

#20702720
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82461) - you deserved it (3508)

On 06/03/2013 at 1:32am - misc - by Me - United States (Illinois)



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