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Tika876

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Tika876

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Tika876
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 April 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 7125
  • Number of comments : 44
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Tika876 : Outgoing island girl and music lover. If you can make me laugh, we can be friends. Feel free to message me, but be warned...I bite.

Tika876's page activity

Visits<b>soccerforlife_27</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 9:09am<b>annarcheer</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 4:20pm<b>JMichael</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 10:19pm<b>sprints54</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 1:27am<b>msamake</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 2:21am<b>martin8337</b> - the 02/23/2015 at 10:44am<b>ronlov</b> - the 02/21/2015 at 11:08pm<b>Tarlachia</b> - the 02/21/2015 at 6:55am<b>JayVicious</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 5:22am<b>FueledByFate</b> - the 02/17/2015 at 9:23am<b>onlychildFTW</b> - the 02/14/2015 at 6:57am<b>Sailer16</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 5:31pm<b>muzy</b> - the 02/01/2015 at 3:51pm<b>goudou</b> - the 01/18/2015 at 10:32pm<b>sexipapi25</b> - the 12/26/2014 at 2:23pm<b>lukian</b> - the 12/14/2014 at 7:12pm<b>Murilirum</b> - the 12/02/2014 at 10:31pm<b>Mr_Duckingbergh</b> - the 11/30/2014 at 10:30pm

Fucked!<b>annarcheer</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 10:20pm<b>sprints54</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 7:27am<b>martin8337</b> - the 02/23/2015 at 4:45pm<b>Sailer16</b> - the 12/04/2014 at 4:36am

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Tika876's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out the hard way that blood-filled deer ticks can look a lot like black jelly beans. FML

#21360309
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30154) - you deserved it (7581)

On 02/21/2015 at 10:12am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was chased out of my own house by my wife's lover's dog. FML

#21352647
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35584) - you deserved it (2788)

On 02/09/2015 at 9:53am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my professor cancelled class so I turned off my alarm. When I woke up, I checked my email again. There was no email from my professor. It was a dream. FML

#21350106
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39451) - you deserved it (5542)

On 02/05/2015 at 1:15am - misc - by DreamsDontComeTrue - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got married. My grandpa took me aside afterwards and said that the moment the ceremony was over, he heard my wife's vagina slam shut. "Welcome to marriage, sucker," he chuckled, "It's just you and Rosy Palm now!" FML

#21347104
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27676) - you deserved it (2889)

On 01/31/2015 at 12:38am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that the guy I've been sleeping with is my mom's gynecologist. FML

#21346230
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32220) - you deserved it (4049)

On 01/29/2015 at 2:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I drove my dad to Walmart to do some shopping. His leg is still in a cast after an accident, so I helped him to the last mobility scooter. A guy whose only disability was clearly Fat-Fuck Syndrome then yelled at us, claiming he needed it more and that my dad was a faker. FML

#21343482
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34141) - you deserved it (2313)

On 01/24/2015 at 2:25pm - misc - by Elrond Hubbard (man) - United States

Today, my mom spelled my name with all lowercase letters. When I asked her why she wrote it like that, she got pissed and snapped back, "Capitals are for people who amount to something." FML

#21288559
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32377) - you deserved it (3502)

On 10/30/2014 at 6:05pm - misc - by wow (man) - United States (California)

Today, at my apartment complex, I was carrying a bag of trash up to the dumpster. A guy stopped his car and helped me carry it the rest of the way. I thanked him and he asked me out. I explained that I was married. He grabbed the trash bag and carried it back to my apartment. FML

#21285821
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37133) - you deserved it (4111)

On 10/26/2014 at 6:46pm - love - by mellielynnemily - United States

Today, my little sister had her second son. She is 31 and she named her sons after her favorite television characters, Sam and Dean Winchester. She has made it her life goal to make sure her husband never finds out. FML

#21269654
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30256) - you deserved it (3838)

On 10/02/2014 at 4:29pm - kids - by mykodu - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I saw a bulge in my friend's pocket. I poked it and asked, "What'cha got there?" He said, "Uh, that's my dick, Mike." FML

#21235845
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43398) - you deserved it (27737)

On 08/12/2014 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by not a dick-man (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I overheard my boyfriend saying to his friends, "I never knew what real contraception was until I saw Laura's face." I'm Laura. FML

#21219482
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40621) - you deserved it (3938)

On 07/24/2014 at 4:51pm - love - by I don't condome that, babe (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my wife bought a strap-on. I'm about fifty miles beyond terrified. FML

#21184387
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58116) - you deserved it (8025)

On 06/22/2014 at 4:34pm - intimacy - by possibly fucked (man) - Portugal (Lisboa)

Today, my Game of Thrones addicted girlfriend decided to name my penis Tyrion Lannister. FML

#21101155
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44143) - you deserved it (7233)

On 03/31/2014 at 5:03pm - intimacy - by off to the whorehouse, then (man) - United Kingdom (Brighton and Hove)

Today, I was having some kinky sex with my girlfriend. When I said "You've been a bad girl", she looked at me wide-eyed and asked very seriously, "What did I do?" FML

#21068134
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50899) - you deserved it (9313)

On 02/22/2014 at 12:39am - intimacy - by awkward (man) - United States

Today, I ran out of toilet paper. I yelled from the bathroom for my parents to bring me some toilet paper. My dad slipped one tiny piece of toilet paper under the door and boomed, "THE FINAL TEST." FML

#21058095
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39496) - you deserved it (5224)

On 02/12/2014 at 12:57pm - misc - by airhead2015 (man) - United States (Tennessee)



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