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About TiiBags : I love drawing, swimming, archery, playing guitar, reading, listening to music, gaming and hanging out with friends. Maths, English, science and IT are all my A subjects, which I love too. Currently in grade 10. I once managed to make the biggest prude burst out laughing at public speaking. She was the judge. My friends say my ability to argue yet make them laugh at the same time is fantastic. Overal my evaluation was 'quizzical'. I'm just a hopeless romantic; I played guatar for a girl in a higher geade I like earlier this year. I hadn't even spoken to her twice. The the first time I gave her my number XD. Just because I live in South Africa doesn't mean I'm black. Why am I telling you all this? Well why are you reading it?
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Today, after six long, hard years of involuntary celibacy, I was finally about to get laid. Except it was just a dream, and in it my mom stormed in just as things got heated, called me a useless cunt, and told me to go do my chores. I guess my brain forgot I moved out years ago. FML
Today, I posted a photo on Facebook showing a side-by-side view of me before and after I'd tried out my new makeup. My dad commented, "What is this, Gollum cosplaying an Orc?" My mum, brother, and over 20 "friends" liked his comment. FML
Today, I finished a painting I'd spent 3 weeks working on for an exhibition. When I came back from lunch, my cat was perched above it on my desk. He looked at me, then down at the painting, then jumped down onto it. He slipped and smeared the wet paint everywhere, ruining the whole thing. FML
Today, I came home late from work. As I got out of my car, I noticed a child-shaped silhouette in my bedroom window. I almost shat myself, since I live alone. I searched the whole house, sobbing in fear, only to find no trace of whatever or whoever I'd seen. FML
Friday 2 October 2015