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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 31 May 1998 (17 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 859
  • Number of comments : 97
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About TiiBags : I love drawing, swimming, archery, playing guitar, reading, listening to music, gaming and hanging out with friends. Maths, English, science and IT are all my A subjects, which I love too. Currently in grade 10. I once managed to make the biggest prude burst out laughing at public speaking. She was the judge. My friends say my ability to argue yet make them laugh at the same time is fantastic. Overal my evaluation was 'quizzical'. I'm just a hopeless romantic; I played guatar for a girl in a higher geade I like earlier this year. I hadn't even spoken to her twice. The the first time I gave her my number XD. Just because I live in South Africa doesn't mean I'm black. Why am I telling you all this? Well why are you reading it?

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TiiBags's favorite FMLs

Today, I was fired for "smelling like garbage". I'm the guy who throws the garbage into the truck. FML

Today, my parents had a loud argument over who is worse in bed. FML

by cantunhear / 12/19/2014 at 10:16pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, my date mugged me, just minutes after I paid our bill at the restaurant. FML

by j4 / 12/19/2014 at 6:27pm / United Kingdom / Money

Today, after six long, hard years of involuntary celibacy, I was finally about to get laid. Except it was just a dream, and in it my mom stormed in just as things got heated, called me a useless cunt, and told me to go do my chores. I guess my brain forgot I moved out years ago. FML

by giantblueballsthesizeofjohnnysinscock / 12/19/2014 at 6:14pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy

Today, I posted a photo on Facebook showing a side-by-side view of me before and after I'd tried out my new makeup. My dad commented, "What is this, Gollum cosplaying an Orc?" My mum, brother, and over 20 "friends" liked his comment. FML

by Anonymous / 12/19/2014 at 2:36pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Geek

Today, I finished a painting I'd spent 3 weeks working on for an exhibition. When I came back from lunch, my cat was perched above it on my desk. He looked at me, then down at the painting, then jumped down onto it. He slipped and smeared the wet paint everywhere, ruining the whole thing. FML

by I'm Trading Up For A Dog / 12/14/2014 at 3:28pm / Finland (Western Finland) / Animals

Today, I was informed that my uneven facial features make me seem "untrustworthy." Glad to know my unchangeable physical appearance doubles as a character flaw. FML

by lopsided / 12/14/2014 at 2:56am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, I discovered that the reason the phone I've had for a year takes such terrible and cloudy pictures is because I never took the plastic coating off the lens. FML

by ShadowReiku / 12/01/2014 at 11:41pm / United States (Maryland) / Geek

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Today, it's either be alone and miserable, or go on shitty dates and be miserable. I have no other options. FML

Today, I came home late from work. As I got out of my car, I noticed a child-shaped silhouette in my bedroom window. I almost shat myself, since I live alone. I searched the whole house, sobbing in fear, only to find no trace of whatever or whoever I'd seen. FML

by void bowels() { cry(); } / 11/26/2014 at 3:45pm / United Kingdom (Caerphilly) / Transportation

Today, I was so lonely, I caught myself whispering to my food just so I had someone to talk to. FML

Today, I got yelled at by a bleeding-heart hippy in the restroom for using paper towels. Apparently I'm a "tree-hating, paper-wasting bitch". I had a nosebleed. FML

by Anonymous / 09/22/2014 at 1:41pm / United States (Texas) / Health