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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 5 May 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 983
  • Number of comments : 169
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 18 posted

About Tidus0 : I am young, dumb and full of...hey a little dog with a puffy tail!

I'm 24, don't really do too much with my life but work and see my friends. I'm doing a double degree in business management, my Platinum cards (MasterCard and AMEX) is almost maxed out but those points are accruing!

Your mum doesn't like you while yet your sisters a slut...sorry for the bad news.

I suppose you can feel free to message me if you like :).

Follow me on twitter: @iTidus0

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Today, I had a look through my dad's girlfriend's phone she left on the table. Best part: I now know what I'm getting for christmas. Worst part: I now know my dad's favourite position. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15813) - you deserved it (74172)

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