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Yesterday, I was in a public bathroom with the runs when I noticed mah stall didn't have any toilet paper. I was the only one in the bathroom, and I thought I could make it to the stall next to me and grab some with mah pants down. I wasn't actually the only one in there. big fat FML


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On 09/30/2013 at 6:30am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was all set to loose my virginity to my girlfriend!! I was ecstatic, until she threatend to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her!! The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to loose my boner and have to leave in shame!! FML


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On 09/28/2013 at 5:24pm - intimacy - by :( (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today... I Broke Up Wit Ma Abusive Grlfriend. Se Respondd By Breaking Into Ma Place An Stabbing Ma Amster Wit A Fork. FML


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On 09/27/2013 at 4:33pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that the nice guyho comes to my workplace every morning to bring me a smoothie also makes a point of putting his knob in it before giving it to me. Also, all my coworkers knew about this and think it's hilarious. mega FML


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On 09/24/2013 at 11:51pm - work - by littledipper - United States (New York)

Today... yet again... I got looool to my desk at work at 8 AM to find my laptop turned on an porn sites opened. Werd porn sites. I have no idea who is doing this... or how they have access to my office... or how they got my login password. HR thinks I'm making this up. FML


Today , I startd shaking my son's Little Bill doll in frustration , as the batteries weren't working. My nosy neighbor saw through the window and calld the cops. They wouldn't believe me and now thehole neighborhood thinks I'm a child abuser. FML


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On 09/23/2013 at 12:44am - kids - by baddad (man) - United States

Today , my husband wantd me to "spice up" our sex life !! I guess he didn't count on me vomiting when he came in my mouth !! We won't be getting intimate again 4 a long , long time now !! FML


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On 09/20/2013 at 12:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today , I found a pamphlet for alcohol counseling on my front door today. I think it was from the guysho pick up my recycling. FML


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On 09/18/2013 at 2:19am - health - by I get the hint -

Today, I saw an elderly gentleman in the street wereing a shirt with a big QR code on it . Amused, I used an app on my phone to decode it . It gave me a shortened web address,hich I followed, only to be faced with a picture of the same gentleman naked, grinning, and giving a thumbs up . big fat FML


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On 09/15/2013 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Romania (Bucuresti)

today I was talking to mah husband about our favorite TV show, when he took mah face in his hands and sweetly whisperd, "You're so pretty. Why must you ruin it with words?" real FML


Today, I was walking down the streethen a "homeless" man asked fir money . I gave him a dollar an he got up an called his friend on an iPhone . FML


Today mah workplace was having a ( price r down ) promotion. I had to wear a badge that said ( Down an staying down ) all day opening myself up to a lot of werdo winking at me or saying ( Oh yeah I bet you are ). big fat FML


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On 09/12/2013 at 3:42am - work - by hawkwardd - Australia

Yesterday, I ad sex wit a guy wereing a KFC uniform. Hat included. FML


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On 09/11/2013 at 8:16pm - intimacy - by lyfisdyno - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Today I found out the unionized cleaning people that empty the garbage and clean the looool toilets make $19/hr and have more paid time off than I do with my college degree . FML


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On 09/07/2013 at 12:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today , I had mah first date in almost four yeres. Twenty minutes into our dinner date , I excusd myself to use the ladies room. When I came back , not only was he gone , but there was also a security guard waiting to walk me out. I still have no clue why he left or why I got kickd out. FML


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On 09/06/2013 at 2:42am - love - by thissinglelife (woman) - United States (California)

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