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  • Birth Date : Monday 13 February 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Thursdayxo : Real chill hit me up i will be here to listen :) I love staying up all night and I like to try new things real adventurous. I love meeting new people and partying, so don't be scared to message me :)
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Today, my best friend told me she wanted to rape my throat. I did not know that was possible. FML

#14570
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25147) - you deserved it (4867)

On 02/08/2009 at 3:04am - misc - by N (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML

#12567
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (295229) - you deserved it (53632)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by hahahehehohohoo (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having an affair with for 6 months. FML

#5470
339 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43640) - you deserved it (364576)

On 02/02/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I slept with this new guy for the first time. After sex, he said the doggie style position was fun, it made him wonder what it would be like to rape a girl. FML

#4489
74 comments

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On 02/01/2009 at 5:53am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend asked me to set up his new Mac and transfer all the pictures from his old notebook. Seems like he forgot that when he went on vacation 2 months ago he took pictures of him getting it on with another guy. We've been together for 3 years and just moved in together. FML

#2506
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34585) - you deserved it (2397)

On 01/25/2009 at 8:07am - love - by theamericandream - United States (Illinois)

Today, my man and I were having sex on edge of bed. We were using chocolate spread and I was riding him. When we were done, he got up and I noticed a long brown line on the edge of the bed. I knelt down to smell it. It was NOT chocolate. FML

#1001
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51748) - you deserved it (7206)

On 01/12/2009 at 11:19am - intimacy - by Poopy - United States (California)

Today, I wanted to see if the frying pan was hot. I no longer have fingerprints. FML

#518
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7249) - you deserved it (50459)

On 12/15/2008 at 12:36am - misc - by bip - Sent from mobile version

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML

#349
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30246) - you deserved it (14796)

On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version



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