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Thursdayxo

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Thursdayxo

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 13 February 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5389
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Thursdayxo : Wow, I haven't been on here in a while. I love staying up all night, and I like to try new things real adventurous. I'm a Computer Science major. I just changed from psychology. I enjoy reading these posts and the comments. I love meeting new people and partying, so don't be scared to message me :)
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My favorite commenter is DocBastard. I'm still on the look out for others

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Thursdayxo's favorite FMLs

Today, my guy friend and I were in his dorm room watching a movie when he started kissing me. Things heated up so we moved things over to his bed. He was on me when a hand shoots down from his top bunk. His roommate had been up there the whole time and he wanted a high-five. So they high-fived. FML

#125499
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (88026) - you deserved it (21993)

On 02/24/2009 at 6:32pm - intimacy - by Menareidiots (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
521 comments

I agree, your life sucks (258290) - you deserved it (88113)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, my best friend told me she wanted to rape my throat. I did not know that was possible. FML

#14570
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27474) - you deserved it (5079)

On 02/08/2009 at 3:04am - misc - by N (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML

#12567
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (310804) - you deserved it (56401)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by hahahehehohohoo (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having an affair with for 6 months. FML

#5470
367 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47758) - you deserved it (389663)

On 02/02/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I slept with this new guy for the first time. After sex, he said the doggie style position was fun, it made him wonder what it would be like to rape a girl. FML

#4489
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68835) - you deserved it (6062)

On 02/01/2009 at 5:53am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend asked me to set up his new Mac and transfer all the pictures from his old notebook. Seems like he forgot that when he went on vacation 2 months ago he took pictures of him getting it on with another guy. We've been together for 3 years and just moved in together. FML

#2506
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38262) - you deserved it (2722)

On 01/25/2009 at 8:07am - love - by theamericandream - United States (Illinois)

Today, my man and I were having sex on edge of bed. We were using chocolate spread and I was riding him. When we were done, he got up and I noticed a long brown line on the edge of the bed. I knelt down to smell it. It was NOT chocolate. FML

#1001
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55186) - you deserved it (7759)

On 01/12/2009 at 11:19am - intimacy - by Poopy - United States (California)

Today, I wanted to see if the frying pan was hot. I no longer have fingerprints. FML

#518
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8239) - you deserved it (54626)

On 12/15/2008 at 12:36am - misc - by bip - Sent from mobile version

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML

#349
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32491) - you deserved it (15537)

On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version



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