Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Offline (2 hours ago) | Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Montreal, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 July 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 905
  • Number of comments : 240
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

Thorzix's page activity

Visits<b>koganti</b> - yesterday at 5:28am<b>insanecutie</b> - the 08/14/2015 at 10:46am<b>allimarcy</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 1:14pm<b>Wolfipoo</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 10:36pm<b>mizmasterchief</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 7:06am<b>Neverafter</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 6:13pm<b>Benmantha</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 4:01pm<b>Miss_Chevious</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 12:22pm<b>sarahmsw20</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 4:01pm<b>Lagalette</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 1:58am<b>Roxas_hearts</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 4:29pm<b>x23bzrk</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 12:12am<b>caseyt12</b> - the 05/25/2015 at 6:31pm<b>nottheuglyfriend</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 4:16pm<b>kukumber</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 3:40pm<b>xReDMemory</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 3:39am<b>Brinibaby13</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 12:33am<b>stephanyovalle</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 12:53am

Fucked!<b>caseyt12</b> - the 05/26/2015 at 12:31am

Thorzix's FML badges

It’s in the can

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

A new Thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

See all of Thorzix's badges

Thorzix's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to the doctor to have my annual check-up. After the doctor made me waddle across the room towards him, hop on one foot for thirty seconds, and then lay on my stomach and do the worm, he finally said, "OK, that wasn't really part of the check-up. You're large on the hips. Lay off the Cheetos." FML


I agree, your life sucks (45804) - you deserved it (12109)

On 07/02/2013 at 7:16pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

FML's blog

  • RoSaCe's illustrated FML
  • Back to business! Yep, everyone is back from their vacation, unless you're a rich, childfree, lovin' life-type of person who doesn't go on holiday when everybody else does, and can do whatever they…

Friday 4 September 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: