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  • Birth Date : Friday 1 January 1965 (50 years)
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Today, we had the (great?) idea of having sex on a bean bag before my roomate got back home. Result: thousands of small polystyrene balls all over the living room. And no, they can't be picked up in 30 minutes. FML


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On 11/24/2008 at 11:27pm - intimacy - by William - Sent from mobile version

Today, my neighbor turned down his loud music that he's been playing for months, only to turn on a porn movie at maximum volume. FML


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On 11/23/2008 at 9:56pm - intimacy - by ptiluinthesky - Sent from mobile version

Today, whilst chatting with my mum on MSN, she unintentionally sent me an animated emoticon of a penis jerking off repeatedly. I don't even want to know the type of conversation she was having. FML


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On 11/23/2008 at 4:24am - intimacy - by Dina - Sent from mobile version

Today, whilst doing it with my girlfriend she goes :"are you done any time soon?" FML


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