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Today, I was at a baby shower with my wife. I went to go outside for some fresh air, but walked straight into their glass sliding door. Everyone stared at me. I smiled with embarrassment and walked back over to my wife, only to trip over my own feet and faceplant the floor. FML


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On 01/05/2014 at 4:45pm - health - by stillhurting (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44260) - you deserved it (4750)

On 11/14/2013 at 11:44am - misc - by CallmeEddie - United States (Illinois)

Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML


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On 09/25/2013 at 5:33pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

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