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ThexFroggyGirl
  • Town/Country : Apopka, USofA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 March 1996 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 687
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About ThexFroggyGirl : .Hey there!
.Well, I'm Michaela..
.Nice to meet you! ^^
.I love my perfect boyfriend, Nick. :3
.I love singing. :D
.I love Harry Potter!
.I love TheSims3. x3
.I love Dubstep. x]
.I love my computer.
.I love using emoticons. [Obviously] :P
.I love my many friends. :]
.I actually kind of like school.
.My Tumblr is Diskinection. ;3

.So, that's about it for me. :D
.Okbainao! :]

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Today, I had an upset stomach. I decided to quickly take out the trash before heading to the bathroom. As I opened the trash can lid, a raccoon jumped out. I learned the literal meaning of being scared shitless. FML

#20007279
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19462) - you deserved it (2038)

On 08/07/2012 at 5:19am - health - by TheCerealKiller - United States (California)

Today, the girl I was babysitting was being disrespectful to me, so I took away her stuffed animal and told her that she couldn't have it back until she apologized. She ended up sneaking onto my laptop and deleting all the pictures I'd saved from my recent vacation to Europe. FML

#15740418
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33061) - you deserved it (18089)

On 04/11/2011 at 1:23pm - kids - by Got_any_grapes1 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my phone wasn't working properly. After sending out 40 texts and getting no replies, I decided to test my phone by sending it a text from my old phone. The text came through straight away. Turns out my phone's working perfectly and 40 people are just ignoring me. FML

#15737058
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31277) - you deserved it (10309)

On 04/11/2011 at 5:39am - misc - by Ignored (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I went outside to smoke a cigarette. I had my headphones in and was blasting my music. It was also cold so I had my hood up. I had my back turned to the house and wasn't paying attention. My brother thought I was a burglar and tackled me to the concrete. FML

#15720918
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16165) - you deserved it (25417)

On 04/10/2011 at 4:55am - misc - by Ouch (woman) - Canada

Today, my husband tried to be romantic by throwing me in a bed laid with roses. Too bad he forgot to remove the thorns first. FML

#15718198
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46764) - you deserved it (4407)

On 04/10/2011 at 12:42am - love - by torny>horny - United States

Today, I was out enjoying my daily jog, when out of nowhere, a group of kids in a passing car pelted me with ketchup-filled water balloons. FML

#15589666
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36284) - you deserved it (3555)

On 04/01/2011 at 2:16pm - misc - by Natalie - United States (Texas)

Today, I had an asthma attack because I was masturbating too vigorously. FML

#14614726
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14477) - you deserved it (38233) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 3:13pm - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, in the middle of the night, my girlfriend whispered "Are you asleep?" I chose not to respond, to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud, stinking fart, giggled, and went back to sleep. FML

#14610611
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12838) - you deserved it (34212) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, my aunt asked me to babysit my cousin. She gave me a warning that he says he's allergic to foods to get out of eating them. When I brought out my homemade cooking, he told me he was allergic, so I made him eat it anyway. Turns out he WAS allergic. FML

#12582997
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31966) - you deserved it (10935)

On 08/17/2010 at 1:06pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my best friend thought it would look cool if I recorded her swinging while lying under the swing. She ended up kicking me in the face and laughing so hard she pissed on me. FML

#12522582
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29126) - you deserved it (14251)

On 08/14/2010 at 4:43pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was at the pool with two boys I baby sit. The eldest wouldn't get out of the pool so I pretended to call his dad. He then ran out of the pool, pushed me down, grabbed my phone, chucked it into the pool and then ran back into the pool. FML

#12498801
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30535) - you deserved it (6904)

On 08/13/2010 at 12:14pm - kids - by qtpieo1 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went to a restaurant for lunch. I began to eat when I noticed a blond hair in my food. When that happened, I went up to the counter and began complaining about their hygiene. When the manager insisted no one that works there had long blond hair, I realized that it was my hair. FML

#5568676
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4410) - you deserved it (55568)

On 09/30/2009 at 5:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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