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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 30 March 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 242
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About The_night_walker : Hey. I'm a 21 year old male here, and my name is Alex. I have a 2 year old son, and a 3 month old daughter, along with 2 dogs as you can see in my profile pic.

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Today, my dad and I had a yelling match about me "lying", because I was unable to contact iTunes support without a phone number. To prove a point, he went online to find the phone number. It's been an hour and he's still searching for the number. I can't leave the table until he has found it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41641) - you deserved it (3342)

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