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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 July 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3257
  • Number of comments : 218
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 8 posted

About The_good_times : My life needs no fucking.

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Today, before I went to bed, I watched a terrifying movie with zombies. I woke up with a headache, a bloody nose, and my mom standing over me frantically asking me what was wrong. Apparently I had been "fighting the zombies off" in my sleep and had been punching myself in the face. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46459) - you deserved it (12255)

On 08/13/2009 at 2:17pm - misc - by fearofzombies (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was sitting on the bus next to a hot guy who was texting. I sneaked a peek at his phone to see if he was texting a girl so I could know if he was single. As I looked at his screen, he turned it towards me and typed in caps "STOP BEING A CREEPER." He got out of his seat and off the bus. FML


I agree, your life sucks (7963) - you deserved it (78594)

On 08/05/2009 at 9:37am - love - by TextLoser (woman) - United States (New York)

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