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The_Railgun

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 August 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 252
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I met up with an old friend of mine who acts in a TV show. I hadn't seen him in a long time, but I'd been watching episodes of the show almost daily, so when he showed up I could only see him as his TV character and not as my friend. I ended up calling him by his character's name. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42141) - you deserved it (13785)

On 04/16/2014 at 12:13am - misc - by Confused (woman) - United States (California)

Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend yelled, "STUFF ME LIKE A TURKEY!" I couldn't finish. FML

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148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60760) - you deserved it (7711)

On 04/14/2014 at 4:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, as a priest's helper in church, I was giving Communion. It took me three people to realize that every time I was giving them the Eucharist, I was saying, "May the force be with you". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41633) - you deserved it (12571)

On 01/26/2014 at 11:37pm - work - by sabz21 - United States (Connecticut)



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