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  • Town/Country : Peoria, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 8 September 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
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About The_Phoenix1 : My name is Jenn. I like to meet new people and hang out as much as I can to get to know someone. Please talk to me if you want! Thanks!!

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Today, I called my boyfriend crying to tell him I had the most terrible day. He said I should come over, and he would make me feel better. I said I just want to snuggle, and I was impressed with his sincerity. Then he said, "Can we snuggle... with my dick in you?" FML


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