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About The_Phoenix1 : My name is Jenn. I like to meet new people and hang out as much as I can to get to know someone. Please talk to me if you want! Thanks!!
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Today, I called my boyfriend crying to tell him I had the most terrible day. He said I should come over, and he would make me feel better. I said I just want to snuggle, and I was impressed with his sincerity. Then he said, "Can we snuggle... with my dick in you?" FML
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