About The_Phoenix1 : My name is Jenn. I like to meet new people and hang out as much as I can to get to know someone. Please talk to me if you want! Thanks!!
The_Phoenix1's FML badges
You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
It’s in the can
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
The_Phoenix1's favorite FMLs
Today, I called my boyfriend crying to tell him I had the most terrible day. He said I should come over, and he would make me feel better. I said I just want to snuggle, and I was impressed with his sincerity. Then he said, "Can we snuggle... with my dick in you?" FML
by addictedtofml / 02/24/2009 at 2:31am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
- « Previous page
- Next page »
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got… 3Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for…