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  • Number of visits : 995
  • Number of comments : 62
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About The_Honey_Badger : I'm a social outcast!
I'm slightly obsessed with PewDiePie and Deadlox!
I love MLP FiM!
Inception is one of my favourite movies EVER!
Despite my name, I do care about a lot of things. Mostly my arts :3
Profile Picture 1 - a honey badger
Profile Picture 2 - A MLP sketch I drew
Profile Picture 3 - Slender Man
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HONEY BADGER DON'T CARE.

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I wasted your time if you bothered reading this!

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The_Honey_Badger's favorite FMLs

Today , I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 yeres to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. fat FML

#3524400
444 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51194) - you deserved it (30979)

On 07/06/2009 at 6:51am - love - by dumpedovergame (woman) - United States (California)

Today, our favorite teacher walked into our history class an everyone started whistling, I decided to join in by screaming 'sexy'. The room went quiet an all heads turned to me. FML

#3266554
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10694) - you deserved it (73447)

On 06/27/2009 at 2:33am - misc - by mtorres8789 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, mah kitten was playing with the drawstring on mah pajama pants . He then jumpd, clinging on to mah crotch . I screamd in pain, which scard him and made him hold on tighter . My cat was literally hanging from mah vagina with its claws for a good 30 seconds before I could pry him off . FML

#2349846
310 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58597) - you deserved it (7471)

On 05/27/2009 at 6:44pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was at the mall shoplifting when a grl who looked my age pointed to a shrt I had in my bag . "Stole that, huh?" she asked smiling . She looked pretty cool, so I nodded an asked if she stole the jeans she was wearing, which were from the store . Turns out she didn't, she's the manager . FML

#843065
687 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35502) - you deserved it (497222)

On 04/06/2009 at 8:41pm - misc - by blovesg (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went on a date wit a guy for te first time . We went to Starbucks and got coffee . We talked for aile, and we were joking and aving a good time . Suddenly, e putted is and on my stomac and said, "Soon, tis will be plump wit my seed." FML

#836792
934 comments

I agree, your life sucks (365915) - you deserved it (41139)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, the fitting room of the store I worked in smelled really bad. The customers started to complain and since I was on fitting room duty I went to go investigate. A middle aged woman pooped on the floor and then putted the chair on top to cover it. FML

#181468
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (100428) - you deserved it (4361)

On 03/02/2009 at 8:38am - work - by fittingroompotty (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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