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About The_Honey_Badger : I'm a social outcast!
I'm slightly obsessed with PewDiePie and Deadlox!
I love MLP FiM!
Inception is one of my favourite movies EVER!
Despite my name, I do care about a lot of things. Mostly my arts :3
Profile Picture 1 - a honey badger
Profile Picture 2 - A MLP sketch I drew
Profile Picture 3 - Slender Man
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Today, I was having lunch at McDonald's when I dropped a French fry down my shirt. It stuck out the top of my bra. Before I had the chance to remove it, a creepy man picked it out and ate it saying that it was the best French fry he had ever eaten. FML


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On 02/05/2012 at 10:45am - misc - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, I received a string of blank texts from an unknown number. When I asked who it was, I got a list of every place I've been over the last three days. I'm scared to leave the house. FML


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On 01/09/2012 at 9:34pm - misc - by liLbob6598 - United States (South Carolina)

Today, while at the laundry mat, an old man kept putting extra quarters in my dryer. I didn't realize until a while later what he'd done, just so he could keep watching me bend over to see how much time was left. FML


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On 12/06/2011 at 1:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I helped myself to a small glass of cocktail from the fridge, not realising it was alcoholic. I told my mom what happened. She made me drink salty water until I vomited so I wouldn't get "alcohol poisoning". I'm 19. FML


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On 12/03/2011 at 5:05am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, after three days of getting stared at by my neighbour from the window, I realized that she wasn't alive anymore. FML


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On 12/01/2011 at 9:02pm - health - by unknown52 - Netherlands (Overijssel)

Today, in science class, we had to make play-dough with our lab partners. We were allowed to put one thing in it to make it more bouncy or rubbery. My partner said that he wanted to put a chicken wing in ours. FML


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On 11/28/2011 at 10:45am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, like every day since my birth, my name is Spreme. Yeah, you probably have trouble pronouncing it correctly too. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44489) - you deserved it (3479) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/12/2011 at 10:42am - misc - by Nico - France

Today, I went to the store with my girlfriend. She needed to use the bathroom so I started looking at the books. It wasn't until the manager shot me a weird look that I realized I'd wandered down too far and was looking at bridal magazines, holding tampons, dog treats, and hair spray. FML


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On 10/21/2011 at 1:42am - animals - by Dv0829 - United States (Utah)

Today, I cleaned out the fridge for my mother. I didn't throw out a single thing that was less than a month past its expiration. Instead of thanks, she complained about everything that I threw away being still good, including a tub of butter that had been expired for two years. FML


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On 09/28/2011 at 9:12pm - misc - by AngrySon (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, while at my job at a Christian summer camp, I overheard one of the kids swearing. I politely said, "Please, only speak as Jesus would." He paused for a moment and replied, "Go to hell." FML


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On 07/14/2011 at 4:14pm - work - by sbutler (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, for breakfast, there were scrambled eggs, boiled eggs, bacon, sausages, fresh bread, croissants, brownies, donuts, fruit smoothie, coffee, tea and orange juice. Too bad no one bothered wake me up. FML


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On 07/04/2011 at 3:27am - misc - by Gustav Fjorder - Switzerland

Today, my brother got a pet ferret. He told me it had a flexible spine, so I bent it backwards. It farted, and clawed my face. FML


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On 06/29/2011 at 10:55am - misc - by ashleyrae (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I found out my mom has notebooks with lists of everything she has bought for me ever since I was born. Apparently she is going to make me pay her back for all the money she spent on me once I'm an adult. FML


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On 06/08/2011 at 12:35am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my fiancé informed me he didn't want a regular wedding cake, he wants a Batman cake. I have nothing against this, except that he already decided the wedding theme would be Star Wars. Essentially, I'm marrying a child. FML


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On 05/30/2011 at 12:19am - love - by weddingblues (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I received a visit from a social worker. My son told his teacher I was starving him, all because I refused to let him eat pizza and ice cream for breakfast. FML


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