Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

The_Curvy_Girl

Online | Search for a member

The_Curvy_Girl

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1585
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About The_Curvy_Girl : I'm a Legend of Zelda, Lord of the Rings, and cat fan

The_Curvy_Girl's page activity

Visits<b>PlainWhiteWalls</b> - 2 hours ago<b>andy594328</b> - 10 hours ago<b>luebbe</b> - the 02/25/2015 at 8:11pm<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 2:59pm<b>A07</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 1:15am<b>Lebeaugars95</b> - the 02/17/2015 at 9:54am<b>Skyborn</b> - the 02/16/2015 at 1:48am<b>xKrisSmoove</b> - the 02/15/2015 at 11:01pm<b>Damned_Architect</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 10:29pm<b>noctali_Solstice</b> - the 01/12/2015 at 12:14am<b>thomasrasmussen7</b> - the 01/11/2015 at 8:51pm<b>Callilah</b> - the 01/11/2015 at 10:42am<b>joe_potato</b> - the 01/05/2015 at 5:12pm<b>michaelf461</b> - the 01/02/2015 at 11:32am<b>cannedpeas</b> - the 12/31/2014 at 10:47am<b>thefella</b> - the 12/29/2014 at 4:31pm<b>CoGhostRider</b> - the 12/11/2014 at 5:51am<b>nunchux88</b> - the 12/06/2014 at 10:52pm

The_Curvy_Girl's FML badges

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by our moderating team.

A new Thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

See all of The_Curvy_Girl's badges

The_Curvy_Girl's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and panicked about what my parents would say. Then his laughter reminded me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML

#21367918
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8436) - you deserved it (10556)

On 03/04/2015 at 10:03am - health - by actually just constipated.. and stupid - Tunisia

Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML

#21367801
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21527) - you deserved it (1810)

On 03/04/2015 at 2:55am - intimacy - by Highnapple - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML

#21367600
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19737) - you deserved it (4358)

On 03/03/2015 at 9:35pm - misc - by notdrivinganytimesoon (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I walked 20 minutes in rain, winds that almost knocked me over, and face-fulls of stinging hailstones. Less than a minute after I finally got inside, the weather cleared up, the sun came out, and a rainbow appeared. FML

#21367104
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24487) - you deserved it (2202)

On 03/03/2015 at 5:41am - misc - by Banana_Lord - United Kingdom (Fife)

Today, I have been at my new job for almost a month and still have no idea what I'm doing. FML

#21367094
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21546) - you deserved it (8379)

On 03/03/2015 at 5:15am - work - by soconfused (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML

#21365151
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35266) - you deserved it (4378)

On 02/28/2015 at 9:16am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Nordjylland)

Today, my hiccups got so intense that I threw up in the middle of class. FML

#21364742
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28607) - you deserved it (2215)

On 02/27/2015 at 5:23pm - misc - by pregz (woman) - United States

Today, while having sex, my fiancé started talking dirty. I enjoyed it, until he had a brain fart and said, "God, you love fucking my pussy." FML

#21364648
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26585) - you deserved it (3026)

On 02/27/2015 at 2:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out my son likes to pee in the shower. He stated, "It's okay because dad pees in the sink!" I'm living with a bunch of bears. FML

#21363816
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30199) - you deserved it (4737)

On 02/26/2015 at 6:24am - kids - by showerlover (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend managed to orgasm by humping my leg. I'm beginning to think I am dating a puppy. FML

#21363602
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28959) - you deserved it (3672)

On 02/25/2015 at 10:31pm - intimacy - by failuretolaunch2 - United States

Today, a woman yelled at me for holding a door open for her. FML

#21361801
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30615) - you deserved it (2806)

On 02/23/2015 at 3:18pm - misc - by Wutdafuqq (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a man approached me and told me he wanted to drink my dirty bath water. FML

Today, a guy attacked me and tried to steal my bag. I tried to defend myself by biting him as hard as I could. I then woke up to my husband screaming in pain. FML

#21360466
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32591) - you deserved it (3892)

On 02/21/2015 at 3:28pm - misc - by poncho55 (woman) -

Today, I got the most tear-jerking comment so far about my severe stutter. While I was talking to my neighbor, his little brother interrupted and asked me if I was possessed by a demon. FML

Today, I found out the hard way that blood-filled deer ticks can look a lot like black jelly beans. FML

#21360309
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29765) - you deserved it (7567)

On 02/21/2015 at 10:12am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



Mathilde Morieux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • The Best of the Worst #12
  • Another month, another bunch of shitposts. Yes, it's time to delve into the postbag and have another look at the weird and wonderful stuff we've been sent by people from all over the world. Hope you…

Tuesday 3 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: