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- Today, my grandmother forced me to help her clean a house, which she knows makes me sick. I wonder… Today, and for the last few days I've stopped texting the people I talk with daily to see if they'd… Today, I was craving a bean & cheese burrito. After trying to forget about burritos for half of the…
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