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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 November 1999 (15 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1095
  • Number of comments : 101
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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TADAY I DISCOVERED THE PIGGY BANK I MADE A FACEBOOK ACCOUNT 4 HAS MORE FRIENDS THAN ME. IT HAS 12. FML

#13733621
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22749) - you deserved it (12719)

On 11/06/2010 at 12:36am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, ma dad askd me for a word tat rymes wit vagina!! He was filling out an anniversary card for ma mom!! mega FML

#13614950
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28381) - you deserved it (2516)

On 10/27/2010 at 1:59pm - intimacy - by nothingdoes (woman) - United States

Today , I went to the library to pick up Romeo and Juliet , 4 my English class. After looking around 4 half an hour , I asked the librarian. "I couldn't fine Shakesperee anywhere. Where could I fine him?" She quickly replied "He's dead" , giggled to herself , and went back to her work. FML

#13599206
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24095) - you deserved it (8117)

On 10/26/2010 at 3:48am - misc - by skippy_liz (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today at Burger King I had to go to the bathroom. Two ketchup packets were under the seat an exploded on my legs an pants when I sat down. FML

#13558964
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30412) - you deserved it (5647)

On 10/23/2010 at 4:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

today talking to my boyfriend about each others families, we noticd we both had an aunt with the same name. After a while of trying to figure things out, we decide to call her. Turns out that we are long distance cousins. FML

#13558265
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53073) - you deserved it (4118)

On 10/23/2010 at 2:07am - love - by Oriianna Raiinbow (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I had to sneeze really bad in a restaurant . To avoid sneezing on everybody's food , I turned head to the side and sneezed , it just so happens a waitress was there serving a table . My nose went straight into her ass . FML

#13274666
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27146) - you deserved it (5397)

On 10/01/2010 at 9:06am - health - by Embarrassed - United States

Today, I was canging in te back seat of ma new trucken it startd to roll backwards. In ma aste to reac te brake, I it ma ead an fell face first into te steeringeel. I ten realizd tat it wasn't rolling. Te car next to me was just pulling out. FML

#13223022
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10335) - you deserved it (25699)

On 09/27/2010 at 3:22pm - misc - by milhouse86 (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman askd me what cummd on a bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit. Trying not to laugh, I respond, ( Bacon, egg, and cheese. ) She then realizes the stupidity of her question, and launches three dollars worth of quarters at mah face and says, ( Laugh at that, jerk. ) FML

#13212563
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32983) - you deserved it (6001)

On 09/26/2010 at 7:14pm - work - by lyssuhhhh (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today.. . mah boyfriend and I were having sex for the first time when mah 4 year old sister walked in . She thought we were making a dog pile.. . so just as soon as mah boyfriend was about to finish.. . she jumped on his back . FML

#12948197
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27302) - you deserved it (22913)

On 09/07/2010 at 12:06pm - intimacy - by Ashley - United States (California)

Today, I superglud mah headphones back together. They weren't dry before I put them back in mah ears. big fat FML

I took ma broter and nieces to te zoo. Two of te lions at te exibit were mating, so I said, ( Tey're playing leap-frog. ) My 4-year-old niece said, ( Looks lyk tey're fucking to me. ) FML

#12663575
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47029) - you deserved it (14838)

On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, incradibly salf conscious girlfriand dacidd to gat ovar har faars and lat ma saa har in har undarwaar. Sha did a short strip taasa, crawld on top of ma and askd what I thought. I couldn't think of anything to say basidas, ( Your bra and pantias don't match. ) FML

#12626936
296 comments

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On 08/19/2010 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by captainocd - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out my husband puttd a parental block on the TV so I couldn't rent a movie. I'm 42. FML

#12618880
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29024) - you deserved it (7932)

On 08/19/2010 at 2:15am - misc - by mylifeblows (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found out tat my overprotective parents red a private investigator a mont ago,o since ten as been watcing my perfectly normal boyfriend, in case e "tries to rape or kill" me. We're bot 25 yeres old. FML

#12536265
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38287) - you deserved it (2570)

On 08/15/2010 at 8:52am - love - by wtf - United States (Massachusetts)

Today.. . my mom called me to the laundry room after she saw a dead animal in there . I took a look and agreed we should call animal control . After ten minutes of freaking out.. . they finally arrived to confirm that the dead animal was the hood to my winter jacket . FML

#12531799
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7390) - you deserved it (36971)

On 08/15/2010 at 1:24am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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