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TheVengefulGeek
  • Town/Country : Sudbury, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3115
  • Number of comments : 58
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 7 posted

About TheVengefulGeek : I don't really have an exciting life, so I don't really have much to write here. I have a cat named Spooky, and a rabbit named Coco. I have a wonderful boyfriend and am currently a graduate from college with a diploma as a Pharmacy Technician.

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Visits<b>ircs56</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 3:41pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 2:12am<b>Nolimits2218</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 4:48pm<b>sofijas</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 1:52pm<b>andy594328</b> - the 01/17/2016 at 7:21pm<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 8:22pm<b>helenthepanda</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 11:47am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 01/11/2016 at 5:17pm<b>XxDanno316xX</b> - the 01/09/2016 at 10:43pm<b>crocks97</b> - the 01/06/2016 at 5:18pm<b>Tori_belle</b> - the 01/05/2016 at 8:26pm<b>samrompain</b> - the 01/05/2016 at 6:04pm<b>Envy22</b> - the 12/25/2015 at 12:48am<b>Tenker</b> - the 12/21/2015 at 10:50pm<b>Starshrek</b> - the 12/07/2015 at 5:01pm<b>jessiebear159</b> - the 11/17/2015 at 11:17pm<b>luscious32</b> - the 11/17/2015 at 3:36am<b>doctorofTardis</b> - the 11/03/2015 at 5:25pm

Fucked!<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 6:11pm<b>XxDanno316xX</b> - the 01/10/2016 at 4:44am<b>crocks97</b> - the 01/06/2016 at 11:19pm<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 01/05/2016 at 8:37pm<b>Envy22</b> - the 12/25/2015 at 6:48am<b>doctorofTardis</b> - the 11/03/2015 at 11:25pm<b>Myorafield</b> - the 09/19/2015 at 3:09am<b>fastman19</b> - the 09/17/2015 at 4:56am<b>BananaCoconutty</b> - the 09/16/2015 at 6:32am<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 09/16/2015 at 1:30am<b>Rskittles10</b> - the 09/15/2015 at 10:52pm<b>D_Word_Head</b> - the 09/15/2015 at 8:11pm<b>martin8337</b> - the 09/15/2015 at 7:10pm<b>max367</b> - the 09/15/2015 at 5:29pm<b>arabian22</b> - the 09/15/2015 at 8:51am<b>just_dorky_me</b> - the 09/15/2015 at 6:39am<b>heartofhannah</b> - the 09/15/2015 at 5:40am<b>EvilTurtle</b> - the 09/15/2015 at 5:35am

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TheVengefulGeek's favorite FMLs

Today, I finished reading a manga series on a website I go on all the time. As I read the last page I got a huge celebratory message from the website saying I was the first one to read every manga on their site. The website opened in 2011 and has over 30,000 manga. My God, I need a social life. FML

#21514123
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21458) - you deserved it (6172)

On 01/11/2016 at 9:47pm - misc - by Lesser spotted female gaming nerd (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my 15 year-old brother told us his girlfriend is pregnant. He was taught in his abstinence-only sex ed that condoms don't prevent pregnancy. My parents are blaming her pregnancy on me, for not telling him the truth about sex, because parents giving their kids the sex talk is "too awkward." FML

Today, four days before Christmas, I discovered a rash on my daughter's shoulder. The doctor took one look and said, "It's chicken pox. Merry Christmas." FML

#21506142
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21268) - you deserved it (1814)

On 12/21/2015 at 6:45am - kids - by BadLuck (woman) - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML

#21485011
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26924) - you deserved it (1686)

On 10/27/2015 at 11:16am - love - by Congrats? - United States (Illinois)

Today, I heard my boyfriend telling a female friend that his ex was so gorgeous and out of his league that it made him feel inadequate, and so he now only dates within reach. She told him he's hot enough to have anyone he wants. 30 seconds later they were tongue-deep in each other's throat. FML

#21469110
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26540) - you deserved it (1838)

On 09/16/2015 at 7:25am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany (Hessen)

Today, I got excited about finishing up my laundry detergent and softener, because I could get new ones. FML

#21468066
73 comments

Today, I dropped my toothbrush. Because I have the spatial awareness of a mentally-retarded gnat, I hit my head against the sink as I bent down to get it. Then I did the same on the way back up, almost KO'ing myself. My boyfriend saw the whole thing and nearly pissed himself laughing. FML

#21467535
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23895) - you deserved it (4495)

On 09/12/2015 at 4:11am - health - by dammit (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my husband decided he would rather be with his mistress than with me while I gave birth to our first child. FML

#21456262
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29650) - you deserved it (2319)

On 08/15/2015 at 4:22am - love - by MissyPants - United States (California)

Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML

#21455220
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33302) - you deserved it (2328)

On 08/12/2015 at 1:50pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I woke up panting and drenched in sweat from a horrible nightmare. I'd been dreaming that bright, colored shapes were falling from the sky and I couldn't make them all neatly align with one another on the ground. I guess I should stop playing so much Tetris before bed. FML

#21453585
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22170) - you deserved it (4839)

On 08/08/2015 at 6:56pm - misc - by I love L (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had 3 teeth pulled. Due to the anaesthesia, my mom came along to drive me home. Halfway through my surgery, she decided to leave and go shopping with her friend. She even left a note with the receptionist, saying that I needed to take on my own adult responsibilities. FML

#21439124
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28479) - you deserved it (1710)

On 07/09/2015 at 5:12pm - health - by gerbilmaster (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, another idiot was admitted to my hospital with a foreign object up his ass. Yet again, the excuse went along the lines of "I tripped and fell on it." Please, someone tell me how you can accidentally trip anus-first onto the end of a cucumber, which just so happens to have a condom on it. FML

#21432533
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32823) - you deserved it (2371)

On 06/26/2015 at 9:21pm - work - by Idiot says "HIPAA violation" (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my mother got heartburn. She claimed she only gets heartburn when she is near a pregnant woman. She threatened to kick me out of the house if I didn't take a pregnancy test, despite there being no way I was pregnant. Turns out, I am pregnant, and my mother's ego has never been bigger. FML

#21427606
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31954) - you deserved it (9231)

On 06/17/2015 at 2:09pm - kids - by RecentCollegeGrad (woman) -

Today, my long-distance boyfriend arrived, took off my bra and told my boobs, "I missed you guys", then took off my panties and said, "Hey buddy" to my vagina before saying he missed me to my face. FML



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