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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 August 1986 (28 years)
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Today, I had to listen to a girl who just came back from the bathroom, talk about the "gigantic massive dump" she took, and even held her hands up to show the size. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21853) - you deserved it (3336)

On 03/04/2010 at 10:51pm - misc - by Grossed_out (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I called a suicide prevention hotline. No one picked up. FML


I agree, your life sucks (65921) - you deserved it (6465)

On 01/24/2010 at 11:12am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was at work and I had to take a dump. Since I was the only person in the bathroom, I started singing, "I'm taking a poopy-poop poop poop poop." I was not the only person in the bathroom. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8554) - you deserved it (58656)

On 12/31/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I finally told my girlfriend I love her. She corrected my grammar. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23818) - you deserved it (9077)

On 12/27/2009 at 7:37pm - love - by ITalkGood - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was frustrated at work so to have fun, I wrote an email to myself saying that I was great and loved myself and should relax. I used all different colors and fonts. Instead of hitting "delete", I hit "print" without realizing. My manager got it out of the printer and put it on my desk. FML


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On 10/05/2009 at 6:49am - work - by Me (woman) - Kuwait

Today, at WalMart, I saw a guy taping a sign that read "Hide and seek world champs!" over the lost children board. I chased him out of the store, then came back to take it down. As I was trying to remove the sign, a huge crowd began cursing at me and threatening me. They thought I'd made the sign. FML


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On 08/19/2009 at 6:32am - misc - by Dude (man) - United States (California)

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