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by knobbed / 01/27/2014 at 6:09pm / United Kingdom (Milton Keynes) / Health
Today, I was driving on the motorway when a cop car made me stop. It was a routine check and when they said "Have you been drinking?" of course I said no. To that, my 6 year old sitting in the back screamed "Yes she did! She's lying I saw her drink!" I had drunk a milkshake. FML
by Kimmiko / 06/04/2009 at 8:17am / Germany (Niedersachsen) / Transportation
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