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TheStunner
  • Town/Country : US
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 198
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About TheStunner : Heyy. You have some how stumbled upon my profile. No matter how, I'll just start off by saying my name is Ethan. Talk shit? Get destroyed.

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Today, I fell off a ladder while building a shelter for one of my wife's horses. I think I broke some ribs. I absolutely hate horses. FML

#18499022
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18348) - you deserved it (5078)

On 12/12/2011 at 10:47pm - health - by CessnaPilot - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that I'm working on Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, New Year's Eve and New Year's Day. I'm spending my favourite time of the year working for $8.70 an hour. At McDonald's. FML

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253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32402) - you deserved it (7881)

On 12/12/2011 at 9:15pm - work - by myjobsucks - Australia (Victoria)

Today, a creepy old guy on the bus asked me if I wanted to "lick it." When I said no, he tried to convince me by telling me that "it tastes good." FML

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113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26781) - you deserved it (2286)

On 12/12/2011 at 6:17pm - intimacy - by flowerchildd2 - United States (Colorado)



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