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TheStripedBeatle

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 November 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 625
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 3 posted

About TheStripedBeatle : Don't Blink.
Blink and you're dead.
Good luck-

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TheStripedBeatle's favorite FMLs

Today, my daughter told me that when she dies, she'd like her ashes spread on her laptop. FML

#19475890
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22281) - you deserved it (3072)

On 04/15/2012 at 11:10pm - kids - by sigh (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was out clubbing, when some bloke at the bar started trying to pick fights with everyone. Trying to defuse the situation with humour, I said, "I used to be a tough guy like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee." The next thing I know, I have a broken nose. FML

#18593025
325 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14892) - you deserved it (37479)

On 12/23/2011 at 9:49pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, at work I asked a cute, albeit slightly large customer, her name. Being hard of hearing, I thought she said "Porky" and asked her about it. Turns out she'd said Courtney. FML

#18136317
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27022) - you deserved it (9863)

On 11/02/2011 at 3:12am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to work as a home health-aid, and found out that my client turns his hearing aid off on purpose because he can't stand my voice. FML

#17948621
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22497) - you deserved it (4425)

On 10/10/2011 at 12:13am - work - by melikeyturtles - United States

Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML

#17779717
431 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56647) - you deserved it (5590)

On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML

#17727595
398 comments

I agree, your life sucks (89622) - you deserved it (14002)

On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was in a restroom sitting on the toilet, when the guy right next to me noticed my AC/DC boxers around my ankles and started to sing "Back in Black." FML

#17296721
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27108) - you deserved it (9949)

On 07/29/2011 at 10:27am - misc - by sofargone420 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I introduced my first serious boyfriend to my mother over dinner. He is Asian. My mom insisted on calling him "Ching Chong". His name is Kevin. FML

#16918734
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51490) - you deserved it (4757)

On 06/30/2011 at 3:24am - misc - by asianlover (woman) - Finland (Western Finland)

Today, in dance class, the instructor asked me to demonstrate the splits to the group. I slid down, my legs opening wider as I descended. I then loudly farted for the full 5 seconds it took to reach the ground. FML

#14613104
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34318) - you deserved it (5820) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 11:44am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - Switzerland - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML

#14376347
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16401) - you deserved it (50823)

On 12/29/2010 at 12:20am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was sitting on a park bench with my very elderly grandfather while listening to music at a low volume. Suddenly, he turned to me and said very loudly, "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD AIDS!" I received strange looks from everyone because he mistook my ear buds for a hearing aid. FML

#5150638
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37375) - you deserved it (4057)

On 09/09/2009 at 4:16pm - health - by Missy (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was in my room and I drew a Harry Potter lightning bolt on my forehead in eyeliner because it cheers me up. Then some friends came over, so we went out to get yogurt, and when I got back I realized the lightning bolt was still there. I'm in college. FML

#150971
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13505) - you deserved it (70862)

On 02/27/2009 at 3:57am - misc - by Fenny (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I realized I spend way too much time on the computer. I grabbed the menu at the restaurant, glanced at the page, and tried to do CTRL+F to find seafood. Geek coming through! FML

#1196
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6945) - you deserved it (24503)

On 01/15/2009 at 6:14am - love - by Hth - United States (Delaware)



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