About TheSlimeCat : Hey I'm Mason. Feel free to add me on Xbox. That's XxGoGxXSlimecat. If you want, you can message me. This is The Slimecat, signing off.
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Today, I brought some cupcakes to my class for my birthday, like all the cool kids do. When it came time to sing happy birthday, the entire class said "happy birthday to" then forgot my name. Except my teacher. She said Steve. My name's Jeff. FML
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