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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 13 May 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 13719
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About TheSkaAssassin : I play bass
I enjoy loud music
I would enjoy an even louder girlfriend

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Today, I got a call from the Hollister manager yelling at me for not showing up for work that night. I was never informed I got the job. I missed my first day of work. FML


I agree, your life sucks (66735) - you deserved it (5456)

On 04/22/2009 at 1:22am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, half asleep, I dropped my pill before I could take it. I quickly picked it up and washed it down. Five hours later, I just found my pill on the ground. What did I swallow? FML


I agree, your life sucks (106302) - you deserved it (24903)

On 04/13/2009 at 12:12pm - misc - by anonymiss (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The TV was on with the volume low, as we had been too preoccupied to turn it off. All of the sudden, my boyfriend stopped mid-thrust. He was watching the TV. House was on. My boyfriend stopped to watch the differential diagnosis. FML


I agree, your life sucks (67411) - you deserved it (14910)

On 04/09/2009 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to a club with a couple of my friends. I met a really cute guy and we were getting along pretty well. We eventually exchanged numbers. Later on I decided to call him and set up a date. The number he gave me was the Rejection Hotline number. FML


I agree, your life sucks (67087) - you deserved it (8933)

On 04/05/2009 at 3:15pm - misc - by jonas_93 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that driving five miles an hour under the posted speed limit is "suspicious" and cause for a field sobriety test, breathalyzer, having your car searched and being handcuffed on the side of the road. FML


I agree, your life sucks (78990) - you deserved it (12166)

On 03/26/2009 at 8:15am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got a phone call from a detective in response to my stolen car that has been missing since St. Patrick's Day. He told me that he had found my car, but was chuckling the whole time. Turns out, I had parked my car in a different lot. I haven't had it for a week. It was never stolen. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15488) - you deserved it (90921)

On 03/23/2009 at 4:37pm - misc - by Blondie (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my cat got into the bathroom while I was changing my tampon. As I was throwing the applicator away, I felt a sharp pain around my vagina; I looked down to find him swatting at the tampon string. FML

Today, I was working at the grocery store and a very old woman wanted to give me a tip for bagging her groceries. She slid a quarter into my pocket against my thigh as deep down as she could get it, then she gave me a smile and a wink. I was groped by a grandma. FML


I agree, your life sucks (58451) - you deserved it (4286)

On 03/09/2009 at 2:15am - work - by unsatisfied (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I left my parents house to drive 90 minutes back to college. As I was getting off the exit for my school, I realized I left my bright pink vibrator sitting on my dresser back at home. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22053) - you deserved it (71954)

On 03/07/2009 at 8:15pm - intimacy - by vibratorgirl (woman) - United States (Delaware)

Today, I was picking up my daughter from my ex-husband's house and his new girlfriend was there. I called to my daughter that it was time to leave and she clung to his girlfriend and said 'Mommy, I don't want to leave.' She wasn't talking to me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (147276) - you deserved it (10087)

On 03/07/2009 at 3:15pm - kids - by divorced (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

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