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ThePieGuy0817

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ThePieGuy0817

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 17 August 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3168
  • Number of comments : 122
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted

About ThePieGuy0817 : I'm an artist; my profile picture is a photo of a painting I did myself. I am also an as-of-yet unpublished author working on a book called Ascendancy.

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Today, I got a flat tire in the middle of nowhere. I called AAA, and they said it would take 2 hours to get there. They called 2 hours later saying they got a flat tire and would be there in another 2 hours. FML

#17499857
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39038) - you deserved it (2998)

On 08/17/2011 at 12:45pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I came home to find my house destroyed. I was so devastated, I cried. I had spent days hand-crafting the house to perfection, down to the finest detail. On Minecraft. FML

Today, my boss became very angry over her own mistake on a spreadsheet. She lashed out by throwing a can of SpaghettiOs at my head. FML

#17434039
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28991) - you deserved it (2344)

On 08/10/2011 at 10:21pm - work - by Liz - United States

Today, I found out that when you kick another man in the snowglobes and he smiles at you, there's something creepily wrong. FML

#17292941
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33226) - you deserved it (6677)

On 07/29/2011 at 12:20am - intimacy - by FML (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, yep, pubic hair is still flammable. FML

#17253046
368 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12417) - you deserved it (56837)

On 07/25/2011 at 11:12am - health - by Smokey9 - United States (Florida)

Today, I was so hungover, I started yelling at inanimate objects. My mom walked in on me calling my cereal a "worthless piece of shit sent from the bowels of Hell." FML

#16950938
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10344) - you deserved it (43319)

On 07/02/2011 at 4:54pm - misc - by Cowgirl_Up37 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found a very large pumpkin super-glued to my car. It will not come off. FML

#16943359
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33607) - you deserved it (3242)

On 07/02/2011 at 12:46am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I tried to comfort my daughter who'd been crying non-stop for hours. She thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill her, and I can't convince her otherwise. FML

#16936128
311 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37237) - you deserved it (5040)

On 07/01/2011 at 1:42pm - kids - by parenting sucks - United States (New York)

Today, I watched my boss try to stick a magnet to cardboard. FML

#16671761
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38555) - you deserved it (3575)

On 06/15/2011 at 1:46am - work - by MegaBear - United States

Today, I snuck up on my girlfriend to give her a kiss. Only after I planted a big one did I realize it was not my girlfriend, or even a girl for that matter. FML

#16596385
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22249) - you deserved it (49674)

On 06/10/2011 at 3:06pm - love - by gabxoxo03 - United States (New York)

Today, while I was sleeping, my girlfriend took my phone and set the ringtone to a bloodcurdling scream. I found this out when I received a call while driving to work and, thinking someone was being murdered in my backseat, I panicked and swerved into a parked car. FML

#16448607
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39809) - you deserved it (5401)

On 06/01/2011 at 7:53am - misc - by iscreamforicecream (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML

#16217085
441 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38946) - you deserved it (10503)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -

Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML

#16128268
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33848) - you deserved it (14913)

On 05/11/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I learned what a nail gun shooting my leg feels like. FML

#16113761
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28553) - you deserved it (10957)

On 05/10/2011 at 1:12am - health - by Anonymous -

Today, my grandpa who is staying with us mistook me for a Japanese soldier and started to hit me with a bat. This is the second night in a row. FML

#15920978
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37351) - you deserved it (3561)

On 04/25/2011 at 3:12pm - misc - by nipman - United States



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