About ThePieGuy0817 : I'm an artist; my profile picture is a photo of a painting I did myself. I am also an as-of-yet unpublished author working on a book called Ascendancy.
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Today, I got a flat tire in the middle of nowhere. I called AAA, and they said it would take 2 hours to get there. They called 2 hours later saying they got a flat tire and would be there in another 2 hours. FML
by Anonymous / 08/17/2011 at 12:45pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by ifailsobadly / 08/13/2011 at 4:22pm / United Kingdom (Worcestershire) / Miscellaneous
by Liz / 08/10/2011 at 10:21pm / United States / Work
by FML / 07/29/2011 at 12:20am / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
by Smokey9 / 07/25/2011 at 11:12am / United States (Florida) / Health
by Cowgirl_Up37 / 07/02/2011 at 4:54pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/02/2011 at 12:46am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Transportation
by parenting sucks / 07/01/2011 at 1:42pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by MegaBear / 06/15/2011 at 1:46am / United States / Work
by gabxoxo03 / 06/10/2011 at 3:06pm / United States (New York) / Love
Today, while I was sleeping, my girlfriend took my phone and set the ringtone to a bloodcurdling scream. I found this out when I received a call while driving to work and, thinking someone was being murdered in my backseat, I panicked and swerved into a parked car. FML
by iscreamforicecream / 06/01/2011 at 7:53am / United States (Arizona) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 05/11/2011 at 10:33am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by nipman / 04/25/2011 at 3:12pm / United States / Miscellaneous
- Today, I truly understood that I was in Germany when, in my workplace, during our lunch break, one… Today, I’m a babysitter for a 4 year-old little girl. All afternoon, I attended Barbie’s murder and… Today, I’m in China for work. All my work is stored in my Google Drive, directly via the internet.…