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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, my cell phone was stolen. I work in a morgue. By myself. Obviously it wasn't stolen by any of those people. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42039) - you deserved it (4159)

On 07/30/2009 at 4:58am - misc - by emily (woman) - United States (New York) - moderated by the Jackass crew

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