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ThePaperDragonThePaperDragon
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 2 October 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 6069
  • Number of comments : 129
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About ThePaperDragon : Hmm, my name is Aspasia, I love playing Minecraft. I am semi athletic and enjoy poetry. I'm trilingual and in the process of learning a fourth language. I love running, traveling, and exploring the forest near my house. I love meeting new people! Thus, If you would like to know anything else, or simply would like to chat, just message me. Oh, and I also LOVE origami, hence my name ThePaperDragon, a model completely of my own creation.

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Visits<b>srinathmatti</b> - 3 hours ago<b>Edogg215</b> - 14 hours ago<b>swharley</b> - 15 hours ago<b>Jenn_Ohio</b> - yesterday at 2:13am<b>SlimDanny</b> - yesterday at 5:07pm<b>Semperfi92340</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 7:07am<b>bigjake</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 12:35am<b>local77</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 4:30pm<b>Trace01m</b> - the 04/22/2015 at 7:38pm<b>ToxicLover29</b> - the 04/22/2015 at 3:24am<b>MoDDbest</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 7:35am<b>Alexeon</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 7:09pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 10:17am<b>Arni792</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 2:39am<b>Laxinitup</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 4:39pm<b>bl865ood</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 12:06am<b>Silk_Routes</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 10:01am<b>Julielove</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 12:42am

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ThePaperDragon's favorite FMLs

Today, my little sister filled the huge house I spent over a week building in Minecraft with TNT. She then demanded I give her all the money in my wallet, or she'd blow it all up. She's now $86.25 richer, and my parents think it's too hilarious to make her give me my money back. FML

#21399271
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19439) - you deserved it (16221)

On 04/24/2015 at 11:23pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was staying at my boyfriend's house while he was at work, and put on his pants to make some tea. As I took my hot tea and laptop upstairs, the pants slowly started to fall down. I had to keep climbing with my pants around my knees, and shuffle awkwardly past my boyfriend's father. FML

#21399154
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19777) - you deserved it (6335)

On 04/24/2015 at 6:38pm - misc - by Bullet4MyChemaMo - Ireland (Cork)

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I overheard my uncle talking about me to his friends. Nothing serious, just that he'd fuck me senseless if we weren't related. FML

#21399079
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28189) - you deserved it (1918)

On 04/24/2015 at 3:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Laois)

Today, my boss' incompetent, lazy son got another raise. He only started working here five months ago. Since then he's been promoted twice and given a Bentley as a company car. All this while company profits are in the shitter and the rest of us are facing a wave of layoffs. FML

#21399022
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24135) - you deserved it (1468)

On 04/24/2015 at 1:39pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Qatar (Ad Dawhah)

Today, I learned that, when you ask your girlfriend "Do you think we're having sex too often?" she might interpret it as, "I don't think we should have sex ever again," and entirely stop talking to you. FML

#21398912
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19636) - you deserved it (8583)

On 04/24/2015 at 7:38am - intimacy - by Sexless from Texas - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that, given the correct velocity, a used condom can actually fly through a tiny window and slap you on the leg. I also found out that when you go to the window to yell at the perpetrator, they might have more ammunition. FML

Today, my roommate and I are so broke, we resorted to going to a Narcotics Anonymous meeting just for the refreshments. FML

#21395180
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27623) - you deserved it (3642)

On 04/17/2015 at 11:50am - money - by jamongrande - United States (California)

Today, my dad tricked the local biker gang into believing he's actually part of the Russian mob. FML

Today, a guy tried to carjack me. Good news: I drive a stick shift, and the idiot apparently couldn't, so I still have my car. Bad news: he was so angry, he beat the shit out of me. I had to get stitches, and now I look like I went on a date with Chris Brown. FML

#21391293
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31430) - you deserved it (2130)

On 04/10/2015 at 2:04pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I started lactating. That would be fine if I had a kid. Or was pregnant. Or wasn't 16. FML

Today, I had to get stitches in my vagina due to an unfortunate mishap while climbing a fence. FML

#21389569
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32145) - you deserved it (4719)

On 04/07/2015 at 8:47pm - misc - by burnswhenipee - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend repeatedly whispering in my ear, "You want to give me a blowjob". Yes, he actually thought it would work. FML

#21389410
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27623) - you deserved it (3354)

On 04/07/2015 at 5:00pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was at a big meeting at work. The CEO was reaming the hell out of us for our recent poor profits, when I accidentally let rip a vile fart. I was then subjected to a 10 minute tirade of abuse for "trying to be a funny man", and told that whatever small chance I had for a promotion is now gone. FML

#21382528
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24253) - you deserved it (5314)

On 03/27/2015 at 5:19pm - work - by screwedupfuck (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was playing charades with my boyfriend and family. The answer was "Beckoning" so I acted it out with a "come here" gesture. He looked confused for a second, then blurted out "Fingering?" FML

#21378887
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28608) - you deserved it (3408)

On 03/21/2015 at 11:12am - misc - by ajodasdojsad (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I had to take a dump at work. I walked into the bathroom and opened a stall, only to find what I can only describe as a fecal crime scene. It was like a turd had exploded mid-air. It was so vile, my anxiety kicked in and I broke down into a sobbing panic attack. FML

#21378385
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25843) - you deserved it (3094)

On 03/20/2015 at 12:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)



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