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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1280
  • Number of comments : 94
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About TheOnlyKittyKat : Hey! I'm Kat :) I'm bad at these things. I'll try (key word: try) to keep this short, so as not to bore you. I cook, write, and play piano (too bad I have a shit voice :P).
Books (hard covers rule, E-Books can suck a bag of dicks)
Movies (horrors especially)
Playing piano/singing
The smell of wet pavement
The sound of paws on hard wood floor
Being an asshole
Doing girly things in private
Eyes (not to be a creeper or anything...)
The word "ethereal"

Wearing makeup (just me)
Bouts of insomnia
Duck faces
Special Snowflakes (aka I'm not like other girls/boys, "I'm such a weirdo", etc.)
Text language (emoticons are the exception :D)
"OMG lol dis is FML nt grammer skool"

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Visits<b>FuKcMee</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 1:06pm<b>CreepinCow</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 4:12pm<b>kittykat1501</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 3:56pm<b>ninjuh_wingman</b> - the 01/01/2016 at 9:47pm<b>ochaa28</b> - the 11/22/2015 at 8:28am<b>beeferjay</b> - the 11/15/2015 at 10:38pm<b>Yofigful</b> - the 10/30/2015 at 12:41pm<b>DR_TYRANOSAURUS</b> - the 09/10/2015 at 8:13am<b>tiger820</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 12:11pm<b>wangwong</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 8:22am<b>buckstop1</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 6:10pm<b>BiGTiMeNeRD</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 12:15am<b>rockabillykid</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 4:47pm<b>jaymecarterr</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 11:40pm<b>super3286</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 10:40am<b>DoomSkuller</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 11:32pm<b>nickcraft6996</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 6:32pm<b>KitchKraft</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 9:41pm

Fucked!<b>FuKcMee</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 7:07pm<b>beeferjay</b> - the 11/16/2015 at 4:39am<b>jaymecarterr</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 5:41am<b>DoomSkuller</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 4:32am<b>Rozza17</b> - the 12/12/2014 at 8:49am<b>celestegagne</b> - the 11/11/2014 at 3:51am<b>Rainhawk94</b> - the 10/10/2014 at 7:11am<b>Miss_Whipped</b> - the 10/10/2014 at 1:20am<b>KatNipped</b> - the 10/09/2014 at 4:16am<b>justawallflower</b> - the 09/28/2014 at 3:40am

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TheOnlyKittyKat's favorite FMLs

Today, I had a nightmare in which I was haunted by the ghost of my foreskin. I then spent the whole day moping around, wondering what my life would've been like if my parents hadn't opted to slice it off. Will I see you in heaven, long-lost ghostly foreskin? FML


I agree, your life sucks (34268) - you deserved it (15976)

On 11/27/2013 at 3:44am - health - by MissYouPieceOfSkin (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was taking some clean bedsheets down from the top of the wardrobe. As I pulled the top sheet down, a cat jumped onto my face, claws and all, before falling to the floor and running away. Thing is, I don't own a cat and I have no idea where in the house it has hidden now. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45128) - you deserved it (2963)

On 11/27/2013 at 2:08am - animals - by Seriously_Scaredy_Cat - United States

Today, I was searched and questioned at the airport for having an apple. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41316) - you deserved it (4614)

On 11/26/2013 at 9:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my parents kicked me out of the house because they were having a party. They gave me twenty bucks to go see a movie. Well, the movie ended pretty quick, but the trauma of seeing my parents in a swingers' orgy will take some time getting over. FML


I agree, your life sucks (72807) - you deserved it (6145)

On 11/25/2013 at 1:16am - intimacy - by why god - United States (California)

Today, at the age of 57, my dad got a unicorn tattooed on his shoulder. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26541) - you deserved it (4357) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/17/2012 at 1:18am - love - by Anonymous - France (Bretagne)

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