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TheNewMirage

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TheNewMirage

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 595
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About TheNewMirage : Hello, Look at how lucky I am, I got you reading this... Trust me don't.You are going to do it eh?I've warned you.Turn back around.Last time.Okay f*ck it, nobody is going to quit reading so I'll better make this good.Ponies! There, happy now? What, you want me to say something about myself?Alright then. I am a 17 year old boy and I like to laugh at the bad luck of others. That also is the reason why I am here... Still reading aren't ya? God knows why...Love metal and (punk)rock.Other things I like, Wasting someone's time,Talking too much,Gaming,Being with friends,And last but not least... I forgot.It's really hard to write something...Message me if you want to know something of actual interest.Have nice day comrad

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Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 6:54pm<b>stereofeathers</b> - the 07/08/2015 at 2:47pm

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Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. After assessing the loss, I saw a taunting note on the fridge saying, "Locks work best when the door's SHUT." My housekeeper had apparently left the door wide open. FML

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