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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 March 1998 (17 years)
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  • Number of visits : 377
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About TheLydster : I'm weird.

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TheLydster's favorite FMLs

Today, I saw a bulge in my friend's pocket. I poked it and asked, "What'cha got there?" He said, "Uh, that's my dick, Mike." FML


I agree, your life sucks (46215) - you deserved it (29473)

On 08/12/2014 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by not a dick-man (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML


I agree, your life sucks (50265) - you deserved it (8321)

On 08/08/2014 at 5:05pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Israel

Today, I was watching my 3 year old brother. He asked me to get him a cookie and I said, "What's the magic word?" He looked at me angrily and said "Bitch, please." FML


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On 08/01/2014 at 9:57pm - kids - by WickedRene (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I came home early, only to hear a mad scramble in the living room. I found my now ex-girlfriend and best friend in there, sweaty and in their underwear. The idiot actually had the balls to claim he was teaching her how to do push-ups. FML


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On 07/16/2014 at 4:09pm - love - by betrayed (man) - United States (Oregon)

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