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TheLonesomeGamer

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TheLonesomeGamer

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 15 June 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 693
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About TheLonesomeGamer : I'm a 17 yr old youtuber obsessed with video games and art.
I currently am in my last semester of high school!
The one thing that can make me smile no matter what is my little nieces! They are my world.
I love messing around with my guitars and
Driving around In my car when it's nice here in Cali.
I'm slightly out of things to say... I didn't think anybody would read my about you section. Lol

Oh and the last thing not many people know is that I have been here on FML since it first started. I just never made a account. My favorite FML commenter is DocBastard haha

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TheLonesomeGamer's favorite FMLs

Today, I came home from work to find that my girlfriend had sold all of my N64 and Atari games and both the consoles and bought me a PS4 with the money. While I was standing there in shock, she kissed me on the cheek and said, "I know, I'm the greatest." FML

#21361122
467 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44502) - you deserved it (4026)

On 02/22/2015 at 3:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to gather the laundry out of the dryer. My daughter had seen my wife put bleach in the washer, so she decided that honey in the dryer would make the clothes smell sweet. She wasn't wrong, but now I have a giant ball of sticky socks and underwear. FML

#21331413
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27488) - you deserved it (2589)

On 01/05/2015 at 4:26pm - kids - by Synonymous_Rex - United States (California)

Today, my mother-in-law asked for a copy of my son's death certificate so she could have her week-long island beach holiday classed as bereavement leave. FML

Today, while lying in bed cuddling with my cat after getting stood up, I found out that even 80-year-old Charles Manson is engaged to be married. FML

#21301256
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32445) - you deserved it (3486)

On 11/18/2014 at 5:41am - love - by jessiejaybee (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML

#21295236
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35558) - you deserved it (3678)

On 11/09/2014 at 3:37am - love - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my insane roommate yelled at me for using the word "stupid" because apparently it is a slur against mentally disabled people. Later, she went on and on about this "queer" club she's attending to meet "queer" people to talk about "queer" issues. She's not gay. I am. FML

Today, my mom threw away a bag of tiny parts belonging to a $1,700 robot. Naturally, I figured this out at midnight and had to spend 30 minutes digging through three nasty trashcans overflowing with rotten food and spiders. The bag was dripping with what looked like cheese by the time I found it. FML

Today, my mother yelled at me for not doing all of my homework. She got so mad, she tore up a drawing I'd spent over a week working on. That was my art homework. FML

#21253019
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46499) - you deserved it (3561)

On 09/06/2014 at 1:25pm - misc - by StillPissedOffAtIrony (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out my girlfriend has been cheating on me. When I told my sister, she just smiled, held up a closed fist, and said "Look at the number of fucks I give!" She then raised a finger, said "Oops. Finger spasm!" then lowered it again. FML

#21238375
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46407) - you deserved it (4805)

On 08/15/2014 at 6:09pm - love - by meltdowninrels (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, I put on some sexy lingerie, ready to have some fun with my husband. I found him in the living room, opening a bag of doritos in front of the TV. He saw me and understood. Then he looked back at the doritos, then back at me and said gravely, "No way, babe. No way." FML

#21190698
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55751) - you deserved it (7210)

On 06/27/2014 at 7:50pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, we finally moved into our new home, which my husband and I got mostly so our kids could have fun in the spacious backyard. The moment they stepped into the backyard, they were terrorized by the neighbor's dogs, and now refuse to go outside. FML

Today, I was having some kinky sex with my girlfriend. When I said "You've been a bad girl", she looked at me wide-eyed and asked very seriously, "What did I do?" FML

#21068134
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54730) - you deserved it (9861)

On 02/22/2014 at 12:39am - intimacy - by awkward (man) - United States

Today, I went to pick up my goddaughter while her mother went to work. She was being fussy, and I was surprised when she was quiet in the car; I just figured she'd fallen asleep. I got to my house and realized I'd never put her in my car, she was still sitting in my friend's driveway. FML

#21062639
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20207) - you deserved it (46831)

On 02/16/2014 at 5:44pm - kids - by lyss - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while in the prison I work at, I came down with severe digestion issues. Master control probably laughed as they watched me wait at the security gates in a cold sweat, squeezing my ass-cheeks together like an inmate smuggling contraband. FML

#21047394
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40503) - you deserved it (4138)

On 02/01/2014 at 5:42pm - work - by TwistedCherub1 (woman) - United States

Today, I went on a blind date. The first thing the guy did was ask if I knew what it felt like to have spiders crawl out of my vagina. FML

#21044324
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50973) - you deserved it (5493)

On 01/29/2014 at 5:14pm - love - by riiiight (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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