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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 June 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 781
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About TheLonesomeGamer : I'm a 20 yr old youtuber obsessed with video games and art.
I'm currently in my 2nd semester of college for graphic and game design.
The one thing that can make me smile no matter what is my little nieces! They are my world.
I love messing around with my guitars and
Driving around In my car when it's nice here in Cali.
I'm slightly out of things to say... I didn't think anybody would read my about you section. Lol

Oh and the last thing not many people know is that I have been here on FML since it first started. I just never made a account. My favorite FML commenter is DocBastard haha

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Today, we buried my mom. I walked past my sister's husband just in time to hear him mutter: "Hope the fire's nice and hot down there, you old hag." I told my sister. She wouldn't believe me and accused me of trying to start drama. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21533) - you deserved it (2157)

On 11/22/2015 at 12:45am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out my fiancé is already married when his wife showed up at my door. That's about the same time she found her husband is gay, and that Ashley can be a man's name. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25259) - you deserved it (2291)

On 11/20/2015 at 9:43am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my fiancé finally went to a therapy session with me because of the difficult circumstances we are facing. Afterwards, he shouted at me for "talking to someone about our problems". I told him that's kind of the point of therapy. Now he's sulking. FML

Today, I excitedly told my husband that I'm pregnant with our first child. With the most shit-eating grin, he said, "Hi, Pregnant. I'm dad." FML


I agree, your life sucks (25931) - you deserved it (7902)

On 11/17/2015 at 9:13pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got several angry messages on Facebook, demanding to know how I could cheat on my wife. They didn't believe me when I said I had no idea what they meant. Turns out my wife made a sarcastic post about my "new mistress". She was talking about Fallout 4. FML

Today, I was reading comments on an FML, and saw some made from my girlfriend's account. Now I know she's one of those people who say "Dump him!" even when the situation clearly doesn't warrant dumping. Looks like I might be in for a sudden breakup in the future. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21818) - you deserved it (2357)

On 11/13/2015 at 8:34am - love - by Anonymous -

Today, a notification from Tinder popped up on my girlfriend's phone, 'Congratulations, you have a new match'. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25750) - you deserved it (2044)

On 11/10/2015 at 10:28pm - love - by anon - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my girlfriend and I were talking about the difference between the U.S. and Canada when she asked me if they have their own government. She wasn't sure if they were governed by the U.S. or if they didn't have a government at all. She's a 33-year-old college graduate. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22003) - you deserved it (2356)

On 11/10/2015 at 1:29am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my mother informed me that she sold my dog to pay off some bills. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28367) - you deserved it (1502)

On 11/09/2015 at 9:58am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend had the choice of A) living alone gaming, or B) moving in with me, gaming in his own man-cave, lots of sex, and lots of pizza. He chose choice A. FML


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On 11/02/2015 at 2:25pm - love - by Anonymous - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, while on a walk during lunch, I urgently needed to pee. Not thinking I could make it back to the office, I slipped into some bushes to relieve myself. As I was going, I looked to the side and saw two coworkers staring back at me. They were having sex, and I'm there with my dick out. Awkward. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25052) - you deserved it (3500)

On 10/23/2015 at 12:05am - work - by Embarrassed ass. (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my soon to be ex-wife told her friends that we're getting a divorce because I'm physically abusive. I guess that sounded better than the truth: that she waited 8 months into her pregnancy to tell me that the child probably isn't even mine. FML


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On 10/21/2015 at 7:40am - love - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I was at K-Mart and saw an exact copy of my engagement ring for twenty bucks. The same one that had supposedly been in my fiancé's family for generations, and worth thousands. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25179) - you deserved it (2761)

On 10/18/2015 at 1:00pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend about the importance of foreplay, and that attempting to get me "in the mood" by whipping his cock out and air humping was roughly equivalent to throwing a dry teabag at me and claiming he made a cup of tea. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26046) - you deserved it (2549)

On 10/16/2015 at 11:05am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

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