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TheLonesomeGamer

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TheLonesomeGamer

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 June 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 882
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About TheLonesomeGamer : I'm a 20 yr old youtuber obsessed with video games and art.
I'm currently in my 2nd semester of college for graphic and game design.
The one thing that can make me smile no matter what is my little nieces! They are my world.
I love messing around with my guitars and
Driving around In my car when it's nice here in Cali.
I'm slightly out of things to say... I didn't think anybody would read my about you section. Lol

Oh and the last thing not many people know is that I have been here on FML since it first started. I just never made a account. My favorite FML commenter is DocBastard haha

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Fucked!<b>qwertsarecool122</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 5:09pm

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TheLonesomeGamer's favorite FMLs

Today, the only thing that kept me hard during sex with my wife was thinking about my own naked body. FML

#21523607
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18246) - you deserved it (6517)

On 02/07/2016 at 4:17am - intimacy - by weirdoe (man) - Italy (Sicilia)

Today, barely 2 hours into a 5 hour car ride home, my mom accidentally let slip that she's been cheating on my dad. I had to sit with the bitch in a diner for ages while my dad bawled his eyes out alone in the car. FML

#21523579
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23562) - you deserved it (1218)

On 02/07/2016 at 1:11am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my grandma got drunk, tried to change the TV channel with my Xbox controller, and slurred at me to fuck off when I told her it wasn't the remote. She pulls this kind of crap way too often. FML

#21523258
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16763) - you deserved it (1286)

On 02/06/2016 at 12:04am - misc - by sick of this shit (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, at my minimum wage job, we received a half-way decomposed dog found in a lake. It was my job to tear open the bag and try to identify the breed and color. It would've been easier if the body wasn't crawling with maggots. FML

#21523219
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20279) - you deserved it (1557)

On 02/05/2016 at 10:24pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I finally got the chance to sleep with the guy I like. He couldn't get it up and awkwardly tried to stick his limp penis in. FML

#21523192
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19696) - you deserved it (2235)

On 02/05/2016 at 8:33pm - intimacy - by myusofwe (woman) - Puerto Rico

Today, my fiancée woke up from a nightmare where I cheated on her. She has so far successfully gotten into my personal and work e-mails, and all my social media. I'm not sure if I'm worse at picking a wife or at picking passwords. FML

#21523145
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19021) - you deserved it (2559)

On 02/05/2016 at 5:55pm - misc - by Alex - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I worked up the confidence to go to the mall alone for the first time since being confined to a wheelchair. It didn't even take 20 minutes before some teenager grabbed my wheelchair and tried to race me around, all while his friends watched and laughed. FML

#21523102
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25788) - you deserved it (1168)

On 02/05/2016 at 3:08pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, as my brother parked in our hotel's parking lot, I told him to be careful because the car wasn't straight. He retorted, "Yeah, just like you". My mother was in the back seat and heard everything. I hadn't come out yet. FML

#21523010
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19653) - you deserved it (2603)

On 02/05/2016 at 7:37am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, a long standing fantasy was ruined when the only lasting impression from my first threesome was of how good my boyfriend is at giving other guys a blowjob. FML

#21522994
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18515) - you deserved it (6506)

On 02/05/2016 at 4:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, after years of lonesome birthdays overseas, I am finally able to celebrate the occasion at home. My best friend of 10 years will not be attending because her boyfriend of two months is having his party the same night. FML

Today, my boyfriend of three years and I went to visit my 85 year-old grandmother at the hospital. While I went to the restroom, she apparently told him about a guy I was seeing on the side. I have no idea who she's talking about and my boyfriend refuses to talk to me. FML

#21521929
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20521) - you deserved it (1370)

On 02/01/2016 at 10:23pm - love - by itsjustemcee - United States

Today, I visited my 90-year-old great-grandmother and her boyfriend. This wouldn't be a problem, if this boyfriend wasn't different than the one she had yesterday. She told me not to tell him about "the other one". FML

#21521764
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19291) - you deserved it (1445)

On 02/01/2016 at 11:37am - love - by anon (woman) - United States

Today, my whack job of a father told my 8-year-old son that his cat deserves a bullet to the head for being so damn stupid. FML

Today, my girlfriend lost one of her rings. I found this out as I overheard her gushing to her friend about how I must have borrowed it to find out what her ring size is. I have zero interest whatsoever in the sick and utterly immoral institution of marriage. FML

#21520859
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11584) - you deserved it (24528)

On 01/29/2016 at 4:19pm - love - by ALL PRAISE TO THE NIGHT MOTHER (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I got call from the manager for a company I applied for. Turns out, he mixed up my friend's phone number with mine, since we applied on the same day, so the manager accidentally hired her instead of me. He said the position is still mine if I want it, but they will have to let her go. FML



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