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Today, I was eating at a restaurant patio with a few friends. After the waitress cleaned up our table there was a drop of mayonnaise on the table. I wiped it with my finger and licked it. It wasn’t mayo, it was bird shit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28732) - you deserved it (130319)

On 05/07/2009 at 7:36am - animals - by MJ3105 (man) - Israel

Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML

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189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63684) - you deserved it (6620)

On 04/19/2009 at 8:17pm - animals - by yuckspider (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found my phone under the car seat after three days. I flipped it open ready to issue apologies to everyone who had tried to get in touch with me and I had worried. No missed calls. FML

#1027558
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68710) - you deserved it (9096)

On 04/16/2009 at 6:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was walking back to my home in the city in the dark. I'm paranoid, so when I saw movement behind me I clutched my mace. The faster I walked, the closer the person seemed to be. I spun around and sprayed my attacker with mace. It was my shadow and the wind blew the mace back into eyes. FML

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180 comments

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On 04/16/2009 at 5:27pm - misc - by Eyesore - United States (Georgia)

Today, half asleep, I dropped my pill before I could take it. I quickly picked it up and washed it down. Five hours later, I just found my pill on the ground. What did I swallow? FML

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184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (92341) - you deserved it (21264)

On 04/13/2009 at 12:12pm - misc - by anonymiss (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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