Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

TheLadyOpal

Online | Search for a member

TheLadyOpal

7Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 October 1985 (29 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 11943
  • Number of comments : 270
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 56 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

TheLadyOpal's page activity

Visits<b>Mons</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 2:39am<b>dogshorsescats</b> - the 08/09/2015 at 11:20pm<b>Killer_Spoon</b> - the 08/02/2015 at 3:10pm<b>dmcintosh</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 7:25am<b>senor_octubre</b> - the 07/16/2015 at 12:15pm<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 9:39am<b>gigistar15</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 1:55pm<b>SaniK</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 11:51am<b>ElMarsho</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 6:27pm<b>Mudhound123</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 2:24pm<b>buckstop1</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 12:10pm<b>dk1991</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 11:22am<b>SmileEveryone</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 8:07pm<b>Alwaysalone19</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 8:15am<b>MDoremis</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 4:14pm<b>AsharKhan</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 1:54pm<b>FutBol_Fan_30</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 12:03am<b>infantrysoldier</b> - the 05/27/2015 at 9:23am

Fucked!<b>dk1991</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 5:22pm<b>Blippety</b> - the 04/22/2015 at 5:07pm<b>Cautocracy</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 10:14am<b>martin8337</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 8:33am<b>mill2775</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 6:14am<b>mansfield_j</b> - the 01/12/2015 at 2:40am<b>TheChelseaSays</b> - the 11/13/2014 at 4:51am

TheLadyOpal's FML badges

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

See all of TheLadyOpal's badges

TheLadyOpal's favorite FMLs

Today, my drunk dad decided to wake me up by lobbing our cat directly into my now-mauled face. FML

#20739340
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40518) - you deserved it (2862)

On 06/21/2013 at 4:38pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, my mom cut off the legs of all my pants, because she says I don't show enough skin for guys. I'm now forced to wear jaggedly cut shorts that barely cover my thighs until I can buy new ones. FML

#20739324
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51321) - you deserved it (5000)

On 06/21/2013 at 4:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was using a public toilet, when someone in the next stall reached under, grabbed at my low-hanging toilet paper and pulled at it at an insane speed, whispering some kind of weird chant. Then he suddenly stopped, screamed, and ran out. What the hell happened in there? FML

#20723415
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50255) - you deserved it (3356)

On 06/13/2013 at 12:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, while feeding my neighbour's cats, I mistakenly switched up their foods. One has medicated food that causes drowsiness. The healthy cat got knocked out like a log. I panicked, laid him out by the bed, and spilled milk around his head to make it look "natural." I think I'm going to hell. FML

#20697165
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32012) - you deserved it (35440)

On 05/31/2013 at 10:59am - animals - by fuckshitcockwaffle (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my brother broke his mountain bike, so he stole mine, and managed to break it as well. Then he made some kind of franken-bike out of parts from both, and messed that one up too. FML

#20673285
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41290) - you deserved it (3386)

On 05/19/2013 at 3:56pm - misc - by jfc, how just how (man) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, I woke up to the sound of my newborn screaming. I frantically hopped out of bed and stumbled into the nursery where I was met by the priceless sight of my five-year-old daughter attempting to breastfeed her understandably frustrated little brother. FML

#20644821
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68118) - you deserved it (6292)

On 05/06/2013 at 2:29am - kids - by SkeetinKeaton (man) - United States

Today, my sister texted me, saying she was about to go into surgery. It's been a long time coming, and we've both been worried about what could happen. I texted "good luck" back. My phone autocorrected it to "goodbye" and I didn't even notice. FML

#20636856
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56456) - you deserved it (7861)

On 05/02/2013 at 12:49pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a friend and I were walking around a festival when out of nowhere a giant bug hit me in the face. I went into instant ninja mode, screaming and flailing. When I stopped, I realized it was just a leaf and everyone was staring at me. FML

#20636386
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37054) - you deserved it (16983)

On 05/02/2013 at 2:29am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I learned that binding my stomach with duct tape isn't worth it to look thin. I also learned the even worse part when I shrieked more loudly than I should've when I tried to discreetly rip it off in history class. FML

Today, I dressed up as Batman for a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker for the same convention. FML

#20587443
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63993) - you deserved it (21100)

On 04/13/2013 at 1:04am - misc - by ironies a b*tch - United States (Illinois)

Today, my school announced its senior motto for the year. For the second year in a row, it's "YOLO". FML

#20586452
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50388) - you deserved it (5694)

On 04/12/2013 at 1:21pm - misc - by it's a wonder I'm not illiterate as fuck - United States (New Jersey)

Today, it's my 17th birthday, and the first birthday since my mother died, leaving me to live with my previously-absent father. He gave me pretzels and a laser pointer, and said, "Happy birthday, fuckstick". One more year. FML

#20581667
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67277) - you deserved it (3254)

On 04/09/2013 at 12:59am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I saw a very attractive young woman struggling with some boxes. The seduction attempt resulted in me carrying 60lbs of items for 30mins. When we got to her apartment, she thanked me and introduced me to her boyfriend. FML

#20579784
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20930) - you deserved it (38950)

On 04/07/2013 at 8:33pm - misc - by JacktheRussian (man) - United States

Today, I walked in on my husband eating cat food out of the cat bowl dressed in a cat costume. FML

#20577178
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54319) - you deserved it (5950)

On 04/06/2013 at 7:42am - misc - by confusedcatlover (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my twelve year-old son thought it would be a good idea to relentlessly shoot the mail truck with a paintball gun in front of all the neighbors. FML



FML's blog

  • Pauline's illustrated FML
  • Come on, no need to make that face ! Yep, it's sadly the last, mournful days of Summer. People are packing up their beach balls and flip flops, putting their caravans back into storage and trying to forget…

Friday 28 August 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: