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by Torvaltz / 08/07/2016 at 4:31am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by married to a bipedal husky / 07/12/2016 at 5:52pm / United States (Florida) / Love
by humanshield / 04/10/2016 at 12:49pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
Today, while taking a bus full of loud, rambunctious elementary children to school, the bus slowly slid off the road into a ditch. After waiting 30 minutes that felt like hours, I saw the tow truck arriving from the opposite direction also slide slowly off the roadway into the opposite ditch. FML
by womanoski / 02/20/2016 at 12:56pm / United States (Indiana) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 01/27/2016 at 2:43pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I tested out my new paintball gun by firing a few rounds into some thick bushes. Nothing could've prepared me for the angry swarm of hornets whose nest I'd apparently shot. I'm in so much pain. FML
by someone euthanize me / 01/16/2016 at 3:17am / Health
by Anna / 09/29/2015 at 10:58am / Sweden (Vastmanlands Lan) / Miscellaneous
Today, over the course of three hours, I was burned by our toaster oven, hit in the head by a fridge door, hit my toes on a chair, clipped my hip on a table edge, and had both the washer and dryer lids slam on the same hand. I'm not sure what hurts more, my body or the shame. FML
by Anonymous / 07/23/2015 at 10:13pm / United States (California) / Health
Today, after pulling an all-nighter studying for an exam, I caught the bus to college. On the way there, the bus decided to make sweet love to a taxi, creating a pile-up and a traffic jam. I didn't make it to the exam in time. FML
by rUs7up1d / 04/08/2015 at 10:43am / Guatemala (Guatemala) / Transportation
Today, I walked 20 minutes in rain, winds that almost knocked me over, and face-fulls of stinging hailstones. Less than a minute after I finally got inside, the weather cleared up, the sun came out, and a rainbow appeared. FML
by Banana_Lord / 03/03/2015 at 5:41am / United Kingdom (Fife) / Miscellaneous
Today, I woke up after a night of New Year's Eve partying. I remember the night going great. What I don't remember is laying naked in the shower while my girlfriend ran water over my body to make me feel better. I also made my own funeral plans because I was convinced I was going to die. FML
by CK95 / 01/01/2015 at 6:02pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by MisUnFortunate / 12/16/2014 at 1:42pm / United States (Washington) / Animals
by subduedbeast / 10/27/2014 at 2:48pm / United States / Love
Today, on my first day of sailing practice, I managed to sit on a metal cleat. After being admitted to the ER, I was informed that I had two vaginal lacerations that needed surgery. The nurse tried to convince me it was my lucky day, because the hospital café was serving vanilla pudding. FML
by Anonymous / 09/29/2014 at 3:39pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Health
by dr.mantistobagon / 08/27/2014 at 6:03pm / United States (Vermont) / Intimacy