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  • Birth Date : Friday 9 September 1994 (21 years)
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About TheJordanBryant : Xbox, basketball, and work is all I do. I don't have a kik or anything like that. Fav band is Asking Alexandria. Engaged, October 16th will be two years. Want to know more message me.

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