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TheJapaneseSushi
  • Town/Country : Arvada, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 203
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About TheJapaneseSushi : I'm a junior in high school.

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Today, after being annoyed one too many times by my students' whiney attitudes, I accidentally blurted out, "Quit being such a bitch," to the superintendent's daughter. FML

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255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20477) - you deserved it (39740)

On 05/02/2011 at 10:30am - work - by MathTeacher (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I figured out why my name is Ashley. In order to tell my older sister about getting a new little sister, my parents thought it would be a good idea to make her imaginary friend "Ashley" real. FML

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101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22065) - you deserved it (2090)

On 12/18/2010 at 4:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I saw a spider crawling on my new roommate's cheek, so I told her to stand still so that I could flick it off. Several long seconds of flicking made me realize that it wasn't a spider at all. I had been flicking her hairy mole. FML

#13331304
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13402) - you deserved it (29234)

On 10/05/2010 at 5:01pm - animals - by jabba (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "that's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "push a little harder" while disecting a frog. FML

#7894652
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26117) - you deserved it (20548)

On 02/05/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by eemp - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was driving into a parking lot with some friends. I carelessly passed a sign when my friend said, "Wait what did that sign say?" I backed up to read it and guess what it said: "Severe Tire Damage. Do Not Back Up." Now all 4 of my tires are slashed. FML

#5006277
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14515) - you deserved it (36844)

On 09/02/2009 at 8:18pm - misc - by ooops (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I called the police regarding people speeding down my street because I was worried for my young kids. On the way home from my daughters ballet class I got pulled over 2 houses away from my house and got a $150 speeding ticket. FML

#3370137
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7533) - you deserved it (97110)

On 06/30/2009 at 4:15pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was at the mall with my boyfriend and 2 friends. My uncle passed by me in the mall. He said "What are you baby-sitting or something?" He pointed to the merry-go-round. My boyfriend was sitting on the giraffe yelling at the top of his lungs. FML

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170 comments

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On 06/29/2009 at 11:41am - misc - by merkris (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my friend and I were seeing a movie. We ended up sitting next to a man who was continually laughing, clapping, and bouncing up and down on his seat. Extremely annoyed, we turned to him and told him to "shut the fuck up". Turns out he had downs syndrome and ran out of the theater crying. FML

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133 comments

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On 04/16/2009 at 1:08am - misc - by katem (woman) - United States (California)

Today, two girls invited me up to their room at 3 am. As soon as we pressed the up button on the elevator, the fire alarm went off. FML

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57 comments

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On 02/03/2009 at 9:25am - intimacy - by SoClose (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was eating at a nice restaurant. Feeling curious, I daringly asked for the surprise "Maiden's Dream" dessert. The waiter came back with a banana between two balls of ice-cream on a plate, and no spoon. FML

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On 01/03/2009 at 3:38am - misc - by sm@rtie - Sent from mobile version



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