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About TheGalwaySpirit : Livin life in Straya☀️

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Today, there were a few loud and annoying kids running around my store. My coworker and I started talking and I jokingly stated "Yeah, kids ruin everything." But before I could get out "God knows I'm not ready to be a dad," my phone rang. It was my one night stand. I'm going to be a daddy. FML

#13180863
295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12998) - you deserved it (69301)

On 09/24/2010 at 7:25am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my girlfriend asked me "is it in yet?" FML

#7335788
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27067) - you deserved it (6313)

On 01/14/2010 at 9:06am - intimacy - by anun (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I walked into my room in only a towel. I walked in front of my brother to get to my computer. He said, "My webcam is on." I replied smartly by screaming, hugging the towel tightly to me, turning, and running straight into the glass door, dropping the towel. His friends saw and laughed. FML

#6821061
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20701) - you deserved it (13351)

On 12/19/2009 at 12:01am - misc - by GlassPwn (woman) - United States

Today, I was watching TV. During a very long commercial break, I found my brothers PSP charger next to me. Out of boredom I put my tongue on the end on the metal. Not only did it fry my tongue but found its way to my metal filling in my tooth. I now have a sore tongue and a throbbing toothache. FML

#6803548
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4709) - you deserved it (71451)

On 12/17/2009 at 11:25pm - misc - by Shocked (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I saw one of my favorite hockey players in public. I had met him once before, and to my shock, he remembered me. I was pretty excited until he started talking to his friend in French. He didn't seem to realize that I'm fluent in the language. He basically called me "ugly psycho bitch." FML

#6417611
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35756) - you deserved it (6147)

On 11/23/2009 at 1:59am - misc - by frenchgirl (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML

#6389255
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42939) - you deserved it (3465)

On 11/21/2009 at 6:40am - animals - by AussieGirl (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I drove 600 miles to be with my boyfriend of two years for his uncle's funeral. He didn't want me to come because I am seven months pregnant and flying is dangerous in the third trimester. When I got there I don't know who was more suprised to see me: him, his wife, or their kids. FML

#6210144
296 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76097) - you deserved it (6009)

On 11/08/2009 at 10:39am - love - by homewrecker - United States

Today, working my pizza delivery job, I got a $45 parking ticket for parking in a no stopping zone. I argued with the bylaw enforcement officer, but no luck. I was so pissed, I yelled at him: "You have the worst job in the world", to which he replied: " Buddy, you deliver pizza!" FML

#5876568
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9073) - you deserved it (48571)

On 10/18/2009 at 9:39am - work - by nick (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I had an argument with my wife. I told her to get back in the kitchen. How does she respond? By doing what I told her to do, and returning to hit me with a frying pan. FML

#5811871
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8766) - you deserved it (106388)

On 10/13/2009 at 2:54am - love - by PanFace (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, at work, my husband came in and brought me flowers and a card for our anniversary. I opened the card to find a condom. I ran over and closed the door and we immediately got at it in the middle of my office. Halfway through, I realized I have been laying on the intercom button. FML

#5721043
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9761) - you deserved it (30403)

On 10/08/2009 at 12:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up my teacher said "you missed your bus". I grabbed all my stuff and ran out the room. My class mates were standing outside the class laughing. We still had an hour left in class. FML

#5145727
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9685) - you deserved it (54810)

On 09/09/2009 at 8:32am - misc - by Victor (man) - United States

Today, as I was getting into work, I saw a co-worker of mine walking in front of me. We're really good friends and we joke around a lot, so I jokingly whistled at him and slapped his butt. Turns out it wasn't my friend, it was the new guy. Hello, sexual harassment charges. FML

#4751132
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25914) - you deserved it (14738)

On 08/23/2009 at 12:48am - work - by introuble (man) - United States (New York)

Today, a very good friend of mine said he had a question to ask me. Jokingly, I threw my arms around his neck and said, "Oh yes, yes, a thousand times yes!" When I sat back down, I saw tears in his eyes, and he said, "You've made me the happiest man alive" as he pulled a small box out of his coat. FML

#4340185
260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26454) - you deserved it (97184)

On 08/06/2009 at 5:25pm - love - by dundundadumb (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to come back home early from my holidays. Why? I had asked my grandmother to water my plants, some of which are illegal. Instead of doing it herself, she asked her neighbor... who is a cop. FML

#4330771
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20688) - you deserved it (113592)

On 08/06/2009 at 8:27am - misc - by Cowan - Belgium (Oost-Vlaanderen)



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