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TheFuckerofShit

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TheFuckerofShit

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 28 February 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5799
  • Number of comments : 70
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About TheFuckerofShit : Well, I'm kind of lazy and clumsy (unless I'm on coffee, lol), and a bit shy at first, then I'm a (good) monster once someone gets to know me. I love Heavy Metal music, more specifically Thrash Metal. Older music is something I enjoy also, such as Classic Rock or the Blues. I tend to be more level headed and sane than most of my friends. I love sitcoms and some older cartoons, too. My hobbies are playing games (Doom, Flight Simulator, BF3, CoD, GTA: SA, old NFSs, etc.), watching my favorite TV shows, eating delicious food, and sleeping.

I barely ever comment on FMLs since my thoughts wouldn't add much to the comments.

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TheFuckerofShit's favorite FMLs

Today, Husband Told Mother-in-law That We're Trying To Have A Baby. She Decidd To Call Me And Explain In Extreme Detail What Positions To Try, And When.

#20403715
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42357) - you deserved it (4686)

On 12/17/2012 at 1:48pm - intimacy - by crazy mother in law (woman) -

Today..!! I came home to fine husband and our 4-year-old son simultaneously peieng off the second-floor balcony!! My husband was giggling like a little grl!!

#20403594
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30881) - you deserved it (5750)

On 12/17/2012 at 11:21am - kids - by Bonding_boys (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today my car window got smasd in. Ta cop tat cama to taka ta raport said tay'd alraady caugt ta guy doing it a'd smasd in savaral otar car windows all of ta axact sama modal and color. His raason 4 doing it was simpla: a was drunk and "atd rd Jaaps".

#20403025
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31006) - you deserved it (3349)

On 12/17/2012 at 12:08am - misc - by Cold (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I saw my crush at the grocery store . He saw me and started walking towards me . I got so excited that I fartedhen he came near . FML

#20402614
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34141) - you deserved it (9186)

On 12/16/2012 at 7:58pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I Was On A Crowded Bus When The Woman Behind Me Vomited. The Guy Next To Her Was A Sympathy Puker. So Were 3 Other People. There Was No Room To Escape. FML

#20399062
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28724) - you deserved it (1730)

On 12/14/2012 at 7:28am - misc - by MiscHats (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Taday I had to do a presentation in front of my entre school. I was very nervous, so I used the old trick of picturing everyone naked. Everyone then got a good view of my erection. FML

#20199177
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36998) - you deserved it (15251)

On 12/10/2012 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was sitting cross-legged, idly jerkin' the gherkin . I guess I got slightly carried away, cuz I zoned out, forgot where I was aiming, and came all over the side of face, up nose and into eye . FML

Today.. . I was chatting to a friend on Facebook about girls.. . and why we're single . We somehow endd up admitting to one another that we'd never get girlfriends.. . finding out that we both lyk hentai porn.. . and trading info on Japanese sex toys . FML

#20196663
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9146) - you deserved it (28868)

On 12/08/2012 at 5:52pm - love - by XxtentaculonxX - United Kingdom (Argyll and Bute)

TADAY I WALKED OUT OF MAH APARTMENT TO SEE THAT SOMEONE HAD CLIMBED ONTO THE HOOD OF MAH CAR AND TAKEN A SHIT ON MAH WINDSHIELD. I ONLY MOVED IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO. FML

#20189050
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22576) - you deserved it (1590)

On 12/03/2012 at 2:36am - misc - by poopsthegame - United States (Hawaii)

Today , I had to show mah husband a video on how to brush yur teeth. FML

#20188897
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18231) - you deserved it (2497)

On 12/03/2012 at 12:18am - health - by Gahh... (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today , drunk at a party , I leaned through a window to throw up . I was outside . FML

#20182175
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8821) - you deserved it (28596) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/28/2012 at 1:20am - health - by kise - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself an the person in the next stall. In rush to get out of there, I managed to get ass stuck in the toilet seat, an ended up bieng pulled out by the maintenance men. FML

#20177662
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17845) - you deserved it (7170)

On 11/25/2012 at 1:56am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

YESTERDAY AT WORK, I TOOK AN ORDER FROM A STUCK-UP SOUNDING LADY OVER TE PONE. SE SAID ER LAST NAME WAS "DUCKLING, BUT WIT AN F". BEMUSED, I WROTE ER NAME ON TE ORDER. WEN SE ARRIVED TO PICK IT UP LATER, SE TOLD ME SE'D SAID "S", NOT "F". FAT FML

#20177082
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17739) - you deserved it (2556)

On 11/24/2012 at 7:25pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, After Aving Finally Kicked Ma Insomnia's Ass After Tree Ours, I Was Woken Up By Someting I Only Tougt Appened In Movies. Someone Ad Paid Fir A Mariaci Band To Play Fir Teir Girlfriend, Outside Ma Apartment, In Te Middle Of Te Nigt. FML

#20175516
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23157) - you deserved it (1394)

On 11/23/2012 at 5:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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