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TheFlamingTiger
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 October 1983 (30 years)
  • Number of visits : 49
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About TheFlamingTiger : Christian, conservative, hunter

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Today, I got grounded because I have a picture on facebook in which I'm touching the crotch of a cardboard cut-out of Obama. My parents insist the FBI will see that and I'll end up in jail. My parents are crazy. FML

Today, I got grounded because I have a picture on facebook in which I'm touching the crotch of a cardboard cut-out of Obama. My parents insist the FBI will see that and I'll end up in jail. My parents are crazy. FML

Today, I got grounded because I have a picture on facebook in which I'm touching the crotch of a cardboard cut-out of Obama. My parents insist the FBI will see that and I'll end up in jail. My parents are crazy. FML



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