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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 3 April 1995 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 396
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About TheFireEternal : My name is Chrisina, and I am a very outgoing person. I enjoy meeting new people and conversing with them. Something I love to do is make people laugh.
I try to stay out of drama, and am easy to get along with. Though I have no problem telling you off, if you get on my bad side.

TheFireEternal's page activity

Visits<b>onlytimewilltell</b> - yesterday at 6:09pm<b>Varieus</b> - the 11/16/2016 at 11:25pm<b>Enslaved</b> - the 11/16/2016 at 10:43pm<b>Y0UI34574RD</b> - the 11/16/2016 at 7:57pm<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 11/16/2016 at 12:53am<b>Tenker</b> - the 11/16/2016 at 12:40am<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 11/15/2016 at 10:54pm<b>jrmertz00</b> - the 11/15/2016 at 4:54pm<b>tj4234</b> - the 11/15/2016 at 4:20pm<b>chucklesman96</b> - the 11/15/2016 at 4:17pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 11/15/2016 at 3:59pm<b>burgermike92</b> - the 11/15/2016 at 3:59pm<b>robsmit98</b> - the 10/19/2016 at 3:43am<b>jch2000</b> - the 10/18/2016 at 1:33am<b>ReilyStafford</b> - the 09/19/2016 at 11:25pm<b>godxilaaa</b> - the 09/19/2016 at 4:13pm<b>evanlal</b> - the 09/19/2016 at 9:33am<b>Mons</b> - the 09/19/2016 at 5:30am

Fucked!<b>Varieus</b> - the 11/17/2016 at 5:25am<b>jrmertz00</b> - the 11/15/2016 at 10:54pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 09/19/2016 at 2:25am<b>StormfrontX33</b> - the 09/18/2016 at 7:28am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 09/07/2016 at 9:07am<b>Zero_TAlent_</b> - the 08/06/2016 at 5:46pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/10/2016 at 4:07am<b>FoxHunt9119</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 5:22am

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TheFireEternal's favorite FMLs

Today, I told my long-distance friend about the flooding in Florida due to the Supermoon. He's a Flat Earther and despite proof, denies the coincidence because he believes the moon and gravity aren't what we're taught. FML

by Enslaved / 11/15/2016 at 3:40am / Miscellaneous

Today, while half asleep, I dipped my finger in ketchup instead of a fry, and bit down on it so hard I needed stitches. FML

by Dipping Tired / 04/20/2016 at 7:17pm / United States (New York) / Health

Today, I hit my head on the steering wheel when I sneezed. I managed to honk the horn and the guy next to me couldn't stop laughing. FML

by headache / 02/22/2015 at 8:41pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I had a dream where I whacked my head against my shelf. I woke up immediately after, freaked out and whacked my head against my shelf. FML

by IngenuityAbsent / 02/22/2015 at 8:54am / Canada (Ontario) / Health

Today, a guy attacked me and tried to steal my bag. I tried to defend myself by biting him as hard as I could. I then woke up to my husband screaming in pain. FML

by poncho55 / 02/21/2015 at 3:28pm / Miscellaneous

Today, my husband felt dishonoured: his darling little girl, the love of his life, whom he's always considered pure, turns out to be pregnant. He's now warned her: she's grounded and that whoever did this to her had better not come hanging round the house. Pussy, two years old, is now housebound until her kittens are born. FML

by Anonyme / 09/26/2014 at 2:56am / France (Lorraine) / Animals

Today, I attended a family gathering. My cousin's new baby was being passed around. By way of politely declining to hold it, I meant to say that I looked forward to getting to know it better once it could talk. What I blurted out instead was, "I can't wait until it resembles a human being." FML

by marcranger / 08/11/2014 at 7:40pm / United States (Colorado) / Kids

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Today, while driving, I saw a dog run across the road. Feeling sorry for the pup on a cold, rainy night, I pulled my car over to pick it up. Once in, it started freaking out so I turned on the light. It was then that I realized I'd just put a wild coyote on my passenger seat. FML

by molliciousj / 02/19/2014 at 12:09am / United States (Texas) / Animals

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Today, while waiting in the queue at a supermarket checkout, my three-year-old daughter yells out, "Mom! Mom! Is that a man or a lady in front?" Embarrassed, I reply, "Honey, can't you see that it's a... it's a... a..." FML

by [...] / 12/12/2013 at 9:28am / France (Rhone-Alpes) / Kids

Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML