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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in public. She happily said yes, and the surrounding crowd cheered for us. About 10 minutes later, after the excitement died down, she leaned over and quietly said, "Actually, I don't want to marry you. I only said yes so I wouldn't disappoint the crowd." FML

#20622674
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I agree, your life sucks (73412) - you deserved it (10134)

On 04/26/2013 at 5:17am - love - by Anonymous -

Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML

#20618481
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59591) - you deserved it (13509)

On 04/24/2013 at 3:14pm - misc - by Skyler - United States

Today, I told my mom I wanted to try out for the track team. Her exact words were "good luck, fatty". FML

#17425463
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34261) - you deserved it (6373)

On 08/10/2011 at 1:48am - misc - by thatfatkid - United States (Iowa)

Today, I have a cold. Trying to clear out my stuffy nose, I tried putting mouthwash in my nose. Thinking it was an awesome idea, I put some more in. I then starting screaming in pain due to the extreme burning in my nostrils. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8062) - you deserved it (113103)

On 07/06/2011 at 5:17am - health - by Fmylife (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was walking down the street and spotted a man who was about 6 and a half feet tall passing by me. As he passed me, I turned and asked him "How's the weather up there?" He then turned around, spat on me, and replied "Raining." FML

#12099804
313 comments

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On 07/25/2010 at 5:06am - misc - by spriggs (man) - United States (California)

Today, I saw this cute girl at a bar and decided to go and chat her up. After charming her with my usual crap for a while, I told her she was really pretty and asked for her number. She replied "You asshole, I met you here a year ago and gave you my number, and you never called me." FML

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165 comments

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On 07/28/2009 at 6:55am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I went through the drive through at Dunkin Donuts and asked for an iced coffee. After no response I start frantically screaming about bad service. After a while, the woman comes out to my car and says, "Please pull up to the speaker." I yelled at a garbage bin for 5 minutes. FML

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279 comments

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On 06/19/2009 at 1:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)



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