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TheDrifter
  • Town/Country : Calgary, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 13 September 1981 (32 years)
  • Number of visits : 5061
  • Number of comments : 3181
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About TheDrifter : I have a decidedly warped sense of humor. If you are here because a comment of mine left you wondering "wtf is wrong with this guy?" chances are you didn't get the joke. It's ok. Not every joke is for everyone. I also believe everyone must have a role in society for society to work. People, ideals and items that serve no useful function therefore annoy me greatly.

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Today, I was having some kinky sex with my girlfriend. When I said "You've been a bad girl", she looked at me wide-eyed and asked very seriously, "What did I do?" FML

#21068134
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43467) - you deserved it (7326)

On 02/22/2014 at 12:39am - intimacy - by awkward (man) - United States

Today, I woke up and saw that my alarm clock had fallen on the floor. It read 9:05 am. I panicked because I was late for work. As I frantically got ready, I went to pick my alarm clock up to place it back on my nightstand when I realized it was upside down. The actual time was 5:06. FML

#20879453
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36731) - you deserved it (6056)

On 09/13/2013 at 9:24am - misc - by NoorFML (woman) - United States

Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML

#16487727
374 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44629) - you deserved it (7881)

On 06/03/2011 at 7:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that my wife was having sex with my friend. It turned out that my genius cat realized it wasn't me there and attacked his balls, severely cutting them. I now have to kill my cat and pay for his medical bills to sew his balls back. FML

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458 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66237) - you deserved it (3484)

On 01/08/2011 at 8:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)



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